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[danc1005]

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing so damn hard at these IRC quotes, that I had to make em their own thread. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, look in random thoughts real quick.
Once again, link is: http://www.bash.org

<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

Fuel the fire, make this the new YTMND thread. Except for don't let it die like three days after it started.

-Dan

[danc1005]

<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit

* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat

-Dan

[danc1005]

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit

<aryov> This cake is soooo good
<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it

(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....

-LOLOLOLOL

[danc1005]

<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
<xpander> is that a euphemism?
<Ouroboros> Possibly
<Ouroboros> Shhh
<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"
<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
<Affe> oh wait
<Affe> we're being subtle

They just keep getting better and better...

-Dan

[danc1005]

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

-Dan

[Riot]

..What?

[hascoolnickname]

cinctuple post

furry

[SoDeepPolaris]

bash is funny. You posting multiple posts of bash quotes is not.

[chocobojoe]

That kid's essay about Hell for extra credit was classic.

[Mosh_Mosh_Revolution]

I know that I can't be the only one finding this very amusing.

Checking out the site for more S's&G's.

[hascoolnickname]

uh, no dan. I think we all know about this site. you could have just linked to it in random thoughts, you didnt have to make a thread about it and post 5 times in a row.

[SoDeepPolaris]

uh, no dan. I think we all know about this site. you could have just linked to it in random thoughts, you didnt have to make a thread about it and post 5 times in a row.

Yeah, I've known about bash for a long while.

SO I'M COOL ON THE INTERNETZ.

[Mosh_Mosh_Revolution]

Contrary to popular opinion, I hadn't heard of this website, and I really appreciate that he posted it.

I also really liked that he posted some things that he found funny. I don't like clicking links if something doesn't perk my interest about it.

Thanks, Dan. n_n

And frankly, there are so many more useless threads in CC that it's silly to chastise him about making a new thread.

[sam]

my quotes in bash:
#112010 +(274)- [X]

<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG

#49346 +(170)- [X]

<sampson> twisted my fuckin ankle...don't go to riots in birkenstocks
<sampson> they aren't good rioting shoes

#109297 +(-1)- [X]

<+sampson> i'm such a fag i setup winxp to look like osx

[Jeff Jeff Revolution]

<Voices> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies'
<Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones!

I feel the pain of that one every second I'm online...-_-

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

The world scares me...

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These were from some conversations I was in, not necessarily from bash or the IceChat program. I just remember what the people said.
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Person 1: Can you help me with my computer? It keeps locking up.
Person 2: Sure. First thing I want you to do is reboot your computer. Get a pen so you can write this down.
*Person 1 has left the chat.
Person 2: ...

I even fell for this one, when I was like 8.

Person 1: Want to see something cool? Hold Alt and F4.
*Jeff71190 has left the chat.