[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:08 pm

I think if they legalized pedophilia it could help stablize the economy. That way ambitous young ones could ditch thier paper route and make some real money.

Of course it would have to have the same set up as Nevada's regular whore house's you know, so the government could collect taxes and whatnot.

But that leaves the question what would a parent buy for an 8 year-old that makes more money than they do?

Silent_Blade · Post by **Silent_Blade** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:21 pm

TROGDOR!

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:44 pm

Fagulous wrote:I think if they legalized pedophilia it could help stablize the economy. That way ambitous young ones could ditch thier paper route and make some real money.

Of course it would have to have the same set up as Nevada's regular whore house's you know, so the government could collect taxes and whatnot.

But that leaves the question what would a parent buy for an 8 year-old that makes more money than they do?

I've not met many 8 year olds capable of making the kind of decision necessary to become a whore. Teens, yeah maybe, but kids? Hardly.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:15 am

Is 'Failed' the new title for banned?

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:16 am

I think so.

Apparently Fagulous is in danger.

edit: mispelled name

Juwi bean · Post by **Juwi bean** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:33 am

Rosemary's Baby is on.

That's pretty random.

Silent_Blade · Post by **Silent_Blade** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:35 am

It would be awesome if you were your own grandfather =)
Think of how easily you could screw with your grandkids/siblings =P

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:39 am

malictus wrote:http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ ... ment/Music

Dude, this makes me so happy.

Maybe something worthwhile will come.

Ebola Gay · Post by **Ebola Gay** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:16 am

Fagulous wrote:I think if they legalized pedophilia it could help stablize the economy. That way ambitous young ones could ditch thier paper route and make some real money.

Of course it would have to have the same set up as Nevada's regular whore house's you know, so the government could collect taxes and whatnot.

But that leaves the question what would a parent buy for an 8 year-old that makes more money than they do?

Being a genius, I am usually able to rely on my wit and cunning to produce reasons as to why people say stupid things. But sometimes, things just get too stupid, stupid enough that even my immense intellect refuses to analyze it, for fear that the stupidness will spread through my brain, like some sort of heinous virus, and reduce me to a blathering idiot.

Congratulations, you have just achieved the impossible.

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:41 am

I have a finite math midterm in a little over two hours. Who the fuck puts a midterm at 9am on a saturday morning?

...Fucking IU...

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:17 am

Gatekeeper wrote:The one by I-456 on the east side?

Yup, the one off shadeland.

Everybody should come by and have some fun. I'll even play a DDR song or two if I can.

Post by **MonMotha** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:53 am

Grubb wrote:
Gatekeeper wrote:The one by I-456 on the east side?
Yup, the one off shadeland.

Everybody should come by and have some fun. I'll even play a DDR song or two if I can.

Moved to Gettin' Together...nah.

GaKki · Post by **GaKki** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:55 am

Look. I am being random. AND I LOVE IT!

IceDraco · Post by **IceDraco** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:18 pm

MMMMM forbidon donught armm

simpsons anyone?

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:23 pm

I'm gonna go skate. Yeah, you heard me.

OMG switch 720 top soul to truespin negative kindgrind 1080 out! off a roof!