[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

TheVaulting1 · Post by **TheVaulting1** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:59 pm

XxJennaxX wrote:I find the following incredibly frustrating..

So I started to do the whole 'eating healthy' routine once I started college b/c I didn't want to gain like 20 lbs. Well, until about a week ago, I was doing well by eating fruits, vegetables, and staying away from fast food. But 2 months went by and I noticed no improvement. In fact, I noticed that I gained 12 lbs. So last week I started eating fast food like a ravenous pig again, and I've already lost weight.

I don't understand!!!!!!!!

Stress can make you gain

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:06 pm

TheVaulting1 wrote:
XxJennaxX wrote:I find the following incredibly frustrating..

So I started to do the whole 'eating healthy' routine once I started college b/c I didn't want to gain like 20 lbs. Well, until about a week ago, I was doing well by eating fruits, vegetables, and staying away from fast food. But 2 months went by and I noticed no improvement. In fact, I noticed that I gained 12 lbs. So last week I started eating fast food like a ravenous pig again, and I've already lost weight.

I don't understand!!!!!!!!
Stress can make you gain

You may be losing weight because you're gaining fat, while losing muscle. Muscle>fat.

***WILLIS*** · Post by ***WILLIS*** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:28 pm

Ok lets do this. LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY MMMJENNNNNNKINS

(mmmjenkins cause he adds the m sound in front of his name)

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:56 am

My roll of masking tape fits perfectly around my peanut butter jar.... It's amazing, it's like they were made for eachother.... I'd take a picture, but I'm too lazy to upload, you'll just have to believe me... it's amazing.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:30 am

XxJennaxX wrote:I find the following incredibly frustrating..

So I started to do the whole 'eating healthy' routine once I started college b/c I didn't want to gain like 20 lbs. Well, until about a week ago, I was doing well by eating fruits, vegetables, and staying away from fast food. But 2 months went by and I noticed no improvement. In fact, I noticed that I gained 12 lbs. So last week I started eating fast food like a ravenous pig again, and I've already lost weight.

I don't understand!!!!!!!!

I'll trade you! n_n

...But then you'd be a fatty. And you wouldn't like that.

But if you like to work out...............I'll trade you. XD

Green Tea wrote:My roll of masking tape fits perfectly around my peanut butter jar.... It's amazing, it's like they were made for eachother.... I'd take a picture, but I'm too lazy to upload, you'll just have to believe me... it's amazing.

....I have a new found faith in humanity. o_o

In other news, I had a hair catastrophe the other day. A friend and I decided to color my hair. My hair is a fairly reddish brown, so I thought it would be fun to pick up a purple tint and make my hair a deep burgundy.

HOWEVER...

It. Turned. BLACK. Soooo upset. In my opinion, unless you have natural black hair, it just doesn't look good on people. And it looked terrible on me. ;-; And it made my hazel eyes look yellow.

So I got some hair bleach from my hairdresser. And I was scared of the bleach, but more afraid of the black. So I bleached my hair (*cough*twice*cough*) last night, and now it's a really sweet ruby color, streaked with lighter brown and black.

I wouldn't suggest getting your color back this way, but it sure beats black. u_u

***WILLIS*** · Post by ***WILLIS*** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:26 pm

when i get home, u'll get to read my friend's story about peanut butter and aids

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:21 pm

limpbizket06 wrote:when i get home, u'll get to read my friend's story about peanut butter and aids

It is NOT fair making me wait for what I am sure is a brilliant and witty story

***WILLIS*** · Post by ***WILLIS*** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:32 pm

I'm writing this while very tired, so I'm very sorry if I leave out any details...This story is entirely true. It all started in my early childhood years...You see, I used to live next to a little fellow by the name of "Billy". Billy was my best friend. I did everything with Billy; we rode bikes, played in the dirt, and even destroyed mailboxes together; it was a great childhood. But as we started getting older, Billy and myself grew apart. He started going his own seperate ways, and by 6th grade, Billy was hanging out with a whole new set of friends; the "gays". Why was he hanging out with gay people? Because they have AIDS. Only gay people have AIDS. It's a known fact. So Billy instantly contracted it and was forced into their ways.

One day, Billy thought it would be cool to hang out with me and catch up on old times. That day changed my life forever; he sat in my chair, MY chair, the chair I always sit in...so when he left and I sat in that chair, I got AIDS. True story. So now I was instantly turned gay. This was the turning point in my life. I couldn't handle life anymore, so I decided to start cutting myself. I knew the AIDS would get me anyways.
So one day, I went to cut myself, and I saw the blade I was using to cut myself had peanut butter on it. I didn't think much of it, but when I went to cut myself, something happened. The peanut butter began shining brightly; I knew my life was going to change at this point. The peanut butter began to purify my soul; God forgave my sins; my cutter scars disappeared. The peanut butter removed me of my AIDS. This is what it looked like:

The AIDS was destroyed by the peanut butter. I realized from this moment on that peanut butter was my one true hero. I just wish I found out about it sooner, I could have saved Billy.
What happened to Billy, you ask? The AIDS got to him...this is what it did:

Yeah, that's Billy. The AIDS got to him, and one day he instantly turned into a squirrel and was run over. It's a sad story, and I miss him dearly.

If you don't want to end up like Billy, stock up on peanut butter. You will not regret it.

By the way, if you don't reply to this post, you will get AIDS. Have a nice day.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:47 pm

that was a deeply moving peice that brought me to tears :'( Such an inspirational story, you should send it into reader's digest.

TheVaulting1 · Post by **TheVaulting1** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:51 am

Green Tea wrote:My roll of masking tape fits perfectly around my peanut butter jar.... It's amazing, it's like they were made for eachother.... I'd take a picture, but I'm too lazy to upload, you'll just have to believe me... it's amazing.

A little to much spare time, but still fascinating

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:59 pm

The world needs better pirates.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9932838/

Anyone wanna join me? Yarr!

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:51 pm

Pirates armed with grenade launchers and machine guns

what happened to the good ol days of cannons.... I want cannons, and swashbucklers and baggy pants.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:05 pm

My thoughts exactly! I wanna swing over onto the ship with a rope, and swash swash buckle buckle my way to financial freedom!

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:16 pm

thay psot was kindof lame. lol

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:17 pm

Potter wrote:thay psot was kindof lame. lol

Your face is kind of lame!

heh, ok.