You know you're ghetto when......

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:07 pm

Yes, I know it's a humour thread, assholes. I was making it my own. Giving it my own sort of "panache," as it were. I think it's way funnier to make fun of white people and, more specifically, what you deem as "ghetto" which is really funny in and of itself, because it's just a synonym for "anything to do with poor black people."

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:43 pm

Rename this thread to, "You know you're poor and black when..."

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:49 pm

dancing queen iu wrote:because it's just a synonym for "anything to do with poor black people."

Nah, ghetto knows no race. I've seen white people that are just as ghetto as black people, and of course, there's the mexicans, who've taken up the ghetto culture with much adoration.
It's trendy!

Fuzakeru · Post by **Fuzakeru** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:13 pm

Our Dollar Store started carrying these gold and pink colored pursues that say, "I <3 Bling," and thus . . . our store has become ghetto.

The X · Post by **The X** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:21 am

Original Sin wrote:
dancing queen iu wrote:because it's just a synonym for "anything to do with poor black people."
Nah, ghetto knows no race. I've seen white people that are just as ghetto as black people, and of course, there's the mexicans, who've taken up the ghetto culture with much adoration.
It's trendy!

Thank you for taking the words outta my mouth.

gasflame · Post by **gasflame** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:08 am

You know your ghetto when your max budget for the week is 5$. And in order to meet that 5$ budget you eat 3 bowls of oatmeal every day..one in the mornin, one around lunch time and one in the evenin...and if your lucky you'll have a lil 2 dolla to do whatever you please...maybe save up for that bling bling you've always wanted...

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:33 am

You know you're ghetto when....

HEY!! YEA'YOU MOTHAFUCKA!! DROP THEM NIKE'S OFFA YO' ASS
BE'FO I BLAST YOU FUCKA!!! YEAH YOU BETTA RUN BITCH!!!

The X · Post by **The X** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:27 pm

You know you're ghetto when your pantry is stacked with Ramen Noodles.

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:32 pm

The X wrote:You know you're ghetto when your freezer is fulla chiggin stwips.

corrected

The X · Post by **The X** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:36 pm

seveneleven wrote:
The X wrote:You know you're ghetto when your freezer is fulla chiggin stwips.
corrected

Haha. Trust me, it can be either.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:12 pm

...when your name is only 1 letter long.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:14 pm

...when anal lubricant isn't the first thing you think of when someone says K-Ys.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:57 pm

The X wrote:You know you're ghetto when your pantry is stacked with Ramen Noodles.

and you know exactly the right way to make them in the microwave.

XxJennaxX · Post by **XxJennaxX** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:46 pm

When you rob a damn pet store!!!

Yeah, my work, Uncle Bill's on 38th street, was robbed the other night. And yeah, it's not that fun when you have a sawed-off shotgun rammed in your back either.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:59 pm

XxJennaxX wrote:When you rob a damn pet store!!!

Yeah, my work, Uncle Bill's on 38th street, was robbed the other night. And yeah, it's not that fun when you have a sawed-off shotgun rammed in your back either.

holy crap... of all places to rob, why a petstore?