Let's Make Baby Jesus Cry!

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:37 pm

made in Paint... eff Photoshope in the ass...

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:54 pm

ah paint.... reminds me of what I saw the other day.. a guy posted this picture because he didn't have photoshop and was a crybaby... it's still funny though...

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:04 pm

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:58 am

HI, MY NAME IS GEORGE ZIMMER AND I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I JUST TRIPPED OVER MY OWN GIGANTIC GRAVY-FILLED FLESHY FIRE HYDRANT. I WAS SO ANGRY THAT I HORNILY HUNTED HONKIES (WEEABOO TO BE EXACT) AND HAMMERED EVERY ORIFICE OF THEIR BODY UNTIL MY PLENTIFUL AND DELICIOUS MAN-ONAISE GUSHED FROM EVERY HOLE ON THEIR BODY. AND I'LL DO THE SAME TO YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND.
I GUARANTEE IT.

sam · Post by **sam** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:33 am

just so long as you don't use conventional lubricants.

Fuzakeru · Post by **Fuzakeru** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:53 am

<3 u /b

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:24 pm

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TODAY AS I WAS BROWSING 4CHAN IN A FRESHLY PRESSED PRISTINE SUIT OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY SILK, SEATED ON MY THRONE OF NAKED MALASIAN BOYS I CAME ACROSS A POST THAT DARED TO QUESTION MY SEXUAL PROWESS. TAKING THIS AS A CHALLENGE, I IMMEDIATELY SET OFF TO FIND VIN DIESEL, TRAVELING BY WAY OF MY PERNICIOUS PENILE POGO STICK. AS I ENTERED ORBIT, I TOOK A MOMENT TO VISIT THE LONELY BOYS UP ON THE SPACE STATION, LEAVING THEIR SYSTEMS MALFUNCTIONING DUE TO AN OVERFLOW OF MY LORDLY LIFE LIQUID. AS I REENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE, SHEILDED ONLY BY THE GIRTH OF MY MASSIVE MAN MONSTER, I SPYED VIN DIESEL FAR BELOW ME. IMMEDIATELY I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO. USING MY SUCCULENT SCROTAL SHIELD, I ALTERED MY COURSE SO THAT MY BALISTIC BOY BEATER WAS AIMED DIRECTLY FOR VIN DIESEL'S GODLY THROAT. THOUGH HE PUT UP A VALLIANT STRUGGLE, EVEN VIN DIESEL COULD NOT HOPE BUT GIVE IN TO MY SUPERSONIC FORCED FELLATIO, AND AS I FLOODED HIM WITH MY PUGNACIOUS PREGNANCY PUDDING, A NEW UNIVERSE WAS BORN FROM HIS BODY. I GUARANTEE IT.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:19 pm

God Of Rock wrote:HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TODAY AS I WAS BROWSING 4CHAN IN A FRESHLY PRESSED PRISTINE SUIT OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY SILK, SEATED ON MY THRONE OF NAKED MALASIAN BOYS I CAME ACROSS A POST THAT DARED TO QUESTION MY SEXUAL PROWESS. TAKING THIS AS A CHALLENGE, I IMMEDIATELY SET OFF TO FIND VIN DIESEL, TRAVELING BY WAY OF MY PERNICIOUS PENILE POGO STICK. AS I ENTERED ORBIT, I TOOK A MOMENT TO VISIT THE LONELY BOYS UP ON THE SPACE STATION, LEAVING THEIR SYSTEMS MALFUNCTIONING DUE TO AN OVERFLOW OF MY LORDLY LIFE LIQUID. AS I REENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE, SHEILDED ONLY BY THE GIRTH OF MY MASSIVE MAN MONSTER, I SPYED VIN DIESEL FAR BELOW ME. IMMEDIATELY I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO. USING MY SUCCULENT SCROTAL SHIELD, I ALTERED MY COURSE SO THAT MY BALISTIC BOY BEATER WAS AIMED DIRECTLY FOR VIN DIESEL'S GODLY THROAT. THOUGH HE PUT UP A VALLIANT STRUGGLE, EVEN VIN DIESEL COULD NOT HOPE BUT GIVE IN TO MY SUPERSONIC FORCED FELLATIO, AND AS I FLOODED HIM WITH MY PUGNACIOUS PREGNANCY PUDDING, A NEW UNIVERSE WAS BORN FROM HIS BODY. I GUARANTEE IT.

Oh my god, I just read this while sitting in Seekers. >_< So 90% of the people here are attending a Bible study group whilst I'm giggling my ass off at this, then reading it out loud to Myles over the phone. XD

I guarantee it.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:00 am

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:09 pm

CHOKE ON IT!

Fuzakeru · Post by **Fuzakeru** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:10 pm

Pawafuru mirakuru ima kuru!
Hajikeru majikaru wandafuru!
RIRIKARU KOMIKARU
koi suru torokeru
Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:18 pm

OHAYO GOZAIMASU-NYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi!!!

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:38 pm

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:OHAYO GOZAIMASU-NYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi!!!

Looks like someone is going into a diabetic coma!

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:38 am

mexican ninja wrote:
Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:OHAYO GOZAIMASU-NYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi!!!
Looks like someone is going into a diabetic coma!

Looks like someone's right on!

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:12 am

God Of Rock wrote:CHOKE ON IT!

The brunette's cute.

....and that was totally worth quoting that entire post for.