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loop: pop 4
sjmp loop
(OK, OK, about 3 people on here will get that, but I think it's funny!)
Discuss. (as required)
Really bad computer jokes (DDR Related, too!)
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Really bad computer jokes (DDR Related, too!)
OK, so I was writing some firmware overnight (since that's normally when I work) and needed to pop register 4 off the stack. Well, that got me thinking:
Pop 4 Nonstop!
(OK, OK, about 3 people on here will get that, but I think it's funny!)
Discuss. (as required)
(OK, OK, about 3 people on here will get that, but I think it's funny!)
Discuss. (as required)
A normality test:
+++ATH
If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
+++ATH
If you are no longer connected to the internet, you need to apply more wax to your modem: it'll make it go faster.
If you find this funny, you're a nerd.
If neither of the above apply, you are normal. Congratulations.
mmm oldie but a goodie
a good quote too:
"To know recursion, you must first know recursion"
Life Before the Computer
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
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cthread;
cthread_fork();
Fork, thread, fork!!
"To know recursion, you must first know recursion"
Life Before the Computer
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
dance1005 wrote:Fucking retarded bots, bumping threads with dildos.
2 strings walk into a bar.
one string says "ill have a beer"
The other string says "I will toodslfffjs3246;[]]];`ioej wsghe/,.41o68]jsgm-we'a`"
And the other string says "Youll have to excuse my friend, he isnt null terminated"
one string says "ill have a beer"
The other string says "I will toodslfffjs3246;[]]];`ioej wsghe/,.41o68]jsgm-we'a`"
And the other string says "Youll have to excuse my friend, he isnt null terminated"
Bring me all the bagel and muffins in the land, for tonight we drink from the keg of victory.