Let's Make Baby Jesus Cry!

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:01 pm

I hear jesus makes a pretty good potato salad...

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:02 pm

I heard someone shaved their head

aspen · Post by **aspen** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:04 pm

It's sad to see what this world is coming to when 14 yr old boys are cussing, people are talking about making the baby jesus cry, and losers that will never leave their mother's basement and are trying to appear intelligent and cool over the internet only because they will never get any in real life...

I think that the internet is a great tool. It is useful in many ways, but I hate it for the fact that things like this exist.

I pity you fools.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:59 pm

aspen wrote:It's sad to see what this world is coming to when 14 yr old boys are cussing, people are talking about making the baby jesus cry, and losers that will never leave their mother's basement and are trying to appear intelligent and cool over the internet only because they will never get any in real life...

I think that the internet is a great tool. It is useful in many ways, but I hate it for the fact that things like this exist.

I pity you fools.

Just curious, are you referring to me?

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:59 pm

Blaze wrote:
Grubb wrote:
Blaze wrote: No, Jesus was from the middle east. Thus he would just ride his camel into the clinic and start swearing, before detonating his vest made of ductape and dynomite.
Maybe you outta look up Paul Hill the teh intraweb
I am just saying Jesus is too cool for guns.

Not if he holds it sideways... Like a gangsta'.

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:09 am

aspen wrote:It's sad to see what this world is coming to when 14 yr old boys are cussing, people are talking about making the baby jesus cry

True, 14-year-olds probably shouldn't be cussing, but I don't recall cuss at all... And I also don't recall being 14. I don't think I have been 14 in like... 9 years.

aspen wrote: and losers that will never leave their mother's basement and are trying to appear intelligent and cool over the internet only because they will never get any in real life...

With a thread title like "Let's Make Baby Jesus Cry." Do you honestly think I'm trying to appear intelligent? Also, if I HAD intelligences, I sure wouldn't waste any of it on IndyDDR. I'd use it productivly on various Halo fan-site forums like most contributing members of society.

Also, I don't live in my mother's basement. I live on the second floor, in a room all to myself!

aspen wrote:I think that the internet is a great tool. It is useful in many ways, but I hate it for the fact that things like this exist.

yes, I have found the Internet to be an extreamly useful tool for all manners of research for college, as well as other interest of mine. Hell, a quick visit to http://www.cia.gov gave me most of the infomation I needed to do a quick research paper on modern Laos. But the magic of the internet is that is that there is plenty of room for Jesus-bashing too!

apsen wrote:I pity you fools.

We pity you too man... We pity you too...

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:43 am

aspen · Post by **aspen** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:56 am

brilliant Grubb...*claps*

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:18 am

This should just turn into the 'Random offensive pics of the day........'

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:19 am

aspen wrote:It's sad to see what this world is coming to when 14 yr old boys are cussing, people are talking about making the baby jesus cry, and losers that will never leave their mother's basement and are trying to appear intelligent and cool over the internet only because they will never get any in real life...

I think that the internet is a great tool. It is useful in many ways, but I hate it for the fact that things like this exist.

I pity you fools.

The internet is a useful tool, but it also brings different people and different BELIEFS AND POINTS OF VIEW together into one place. I suggest you learn to deal with it, or log off. People different than you aren't just going to go away.
If you think my beliefs are bullshit, that's fine. Go fuck yourself. If people would pull their head out of their ass, they'd realize that 90% of the other religions on this planet are just as believable as christianity, which in itself, is extremely far fetched.
You've been warned. If you don't like 'offensive' material, then don't read this thread. Hell, just avoid the internet all together if you're that easily offended, or at least, watch where you click. We're not forcing our beliefs on you, you don't have to come in here. So if you don't like it, DON'T CLICK IT.

You're claiming that we're trying to 'act' intelligent, when you're the one screaming BULLSHIT at anyone elses point of view. Sorry man, but intelligence doesn't have a bias. If you're claiming to be intelligent, you'd better take a few steps back from the bible and take a look at the big picture. You can believe in the bible if you want, but keep in mind that there's a large number of people that don't, and we're entitled to our opinion just as much as you are.
There is no right answer when it comes to religion. No one can prove they're right, and no one can prove anyone else is wrong. There is no winner, so you may as well give it up. Believe if you want, but we don't have to.

The X · Post by **The X** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:41 am

aspen wrote:It's sad to see what this world is coming to when 14 yr old boys are cussing, people are talking about making the baby jesus cry, and losers that will never leave their mother's basement and are trying to appear intelligent and cool over the internet only because they will never get any in real life...

I think that the internet is a great tool. It is useful in many ways, but I hate it for the fact that things like this exist.

I pity you fools.

I agree. This is pointless.

And offensive.

Especially to those of us who are *ahem* Christian!!!!!!

Have fun in hell.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:03 am

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:07 am

Do the churches and the religious groups think about other people's feelings when they lauch campaigns against arabs, or pagans, or atheists? Of course not.
Did any of you think it might be offensive....

You know, to those of us who aren't, *ahem* Christians?

Heaven forbid the rest of you get offended for once, while the rest of us have had to just sit back and take it for centuries.

The pictures are for the sake of humor. As with any joke, not everyone is going to like it. If you don't, too bad. You don't have to read it.
The pictures aren't making fun of any one of you personally, they're simply exploiting a well-known cultural icon for the sake of a laugh. It happens all the time, with every conceivable pop culture icon imaginable. Yet somehow, it's soooo much more terrible because it's jesus.
Yeah, and republicans get offended when people make fun of Bush.
Democrats get offended when people make fun of Kerry, or any of their other higher ups.
And so on, and so forth. But you know what, it keeps on going. Don't take it so seriously. We're not ruining your free pass into heaven.

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:11 am

OMG people you have to realize that everyone is entitled to their own opinion .....and as long as thats is availible to us we WILL exercise that right....so get over it. In all seriousness there is still speculation about Jesus' exsistance in the first place....i realize my post may seem off topic but i assure it would make that little guy bawl his eyes out.... :\ anywho.... there is aleways something that cannot seem to be explained therefore we as humans need to dreive an explanation to help give ourselves closure...in Ancient Greece they derived the Gods of Olympus....so as people assumed they figured out that that was not an applicable explanation for the events taking place they derived new "higher beings".... Ive read the Bible and i do belive some of the things COULD have happend yet still some are just not applicible to modern day socitiy....i do not belive in God per say yet i do fear him in the fact that there is a possiblity that there could be a higher being yet you also have to take into consideration in the amount of religion being forced on socitiy in the last 2 decades...there for you cannot prove there is a Christ or it there was....so answer me that...

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:16 am