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So is "Lady Banned" a thing now? I like it, it has a nice ring to it. We can use it as a euphemism/allegory for spineless dudes like myself who are whipped into oblivion and put Ho's (not our Ho) before bros. I'm all for egalitarianism, but holy damn do some ladies want their man to do everything for them.

That Chad kid? Man the dirty DA has that motherfucker Lady Banned like John Wayne Bobbitt.

We could also use it as a double entendre for someone who isn't getting any play.

That Riot kid? Marriage is the worst thing in the world he could have done for his penis. That ring on his wife's finger is a symbol of his Lady Ban.

I have no idea what this post is about.

I'm not sure I follow. Do you see my new title flag, ya fag?

Where did you hear lady banned? A rap sawng?

Gotta read all the threads, bwo. Check Random Thoughts.

Here.

He never actually used the term "Lady Banned." I pulled words from the description of his dream to come up with that, so I guess I coined it. I also considered what the term might mean. I figured it was good enough left to the imagination.

Merk wrote:put Ho's (not our Ho) before bros

If you're going to use ho like that, don't capitalize it. Also, don't use an apostrophe to make it plural.

I was going to put hos but that looked like a dumb typo for "hoss" and I didn't want to sound like a bumpkin.

So instead I sounded like a bumpkin by capitalizing ho and using an apostrophe incorrectly. I also wanted to capitalize bros because I like typing like a retard on the internet.

Lady banned is an awesome term. You really can use it for anything involving women and being denied something.

"Brennon swooped in a performed a lady ban on the unsuspecting Chad."

"Matt is going through a messy divorce, he has my sympathy as he goes through his lady ban."

"Side effects of icing include broness, inebriation, and a lady ban."

"Kyle admitted he is a homosexual, he has lady banned himself."

Do you actually have any Swiss heritage?

No but I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan so I'm sure one of my ancestors was the child of a Swiss whore. I believe I am of a strict German descent (with my surname being German) with some Spanish and French mixed in there somewhere.

Ho wrote:Here.

He never actually used the term "Lady Banned." I pulled words from the description of his dream to come up with that, so I guess I coined it. I also considered what the term might mean. I figured it was good enough left to the imagination.

Merk wrote:put Ho's (not our Ho) before bros

If you're going to use ho like that, don't capitalize it. Also, don't use an apostrophe to make it plural.

Maybe he meant that we need to put 'before bros' (a band that spells their name lowercase) that belong to Ho that isn't Brian Ho. To put ones noun is street slang for selling dope.

ex: Put Chad's green mana
(Chad sells dope)

So Merk's post becomes
We can use it as a euphemism/allegory for spineless dudes like myself who are whipped into oblivion and a different Ho sells dope. Although that might be missing a comma...? Who cares.

$$$ I get's paper. $$$

^^^ lol wtf is this post?