Yay

[Fluffyumpkins]

Yeah standing up for Pop'n is essential I think. I pawned an Amazon Kindle for a Ransai but I've honestly never plugged it in once because holy shit is that game loud as fuck so I've never played the game outside of Ho's machine.

Can I borrow the Pop'n controller?

[Merk]

Yeah but you have to give me an executive summary regarding what you're going to do with it and the terms of the loan.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Yeah but you have to give me an executive summary regarding what you're going to do with it and the terms of the loan.

Here's a summary of my executive summary. I guess there is a way to rig a PS2 to DMX. Play Pop'n on big screen.

[Merk]

Yeah but you don't know how to hack the Gibson and make said rig happen and Brandon sure as hell isn't going to do it.

[Fluffyumpkins]

http://tinyurl.com/3cpn6rr

[Ho]

I am absolutely horrible playing beatmania while seated. And there is a definite reason I keep that cushion on my IIDX bass shaker stage.

[Merk]

Sitting down at an arcade cabinet is awful I agree, but standing is pretty bad too. I'm not exactly tall (I can't dunk a basketball) and even I have to hunker over the keys or spread my legs real wide to get at a comfortable angle. Clearly these cabinets were designed for god damn Mongorians.

What if you could make love on a IIDX cab while someone was playing Gentle Stress (Get down 'n' fukken mix)?

[mouseish]

What?!?!? Why would I be making love if there is a perfectly good IIDX cabinet there just begging to be played?

[Merk]

My room mate once watched me play Beet and said something like "Wow I bet you're really good at fingering your girlfriend!" in complete sincerity.

I don't know about you guys but when I'm tickling on some shit I'm not exactly pounding on it in rhythm to some J-Core - it's more of a gentle massage. Believe you me there are no gentle massages in Beet and if you slap a girl's shit she goan be maaaad.

[mouseish]

The crazy ones like scratching sometimes....and this applies for both items on the plate here...

[Merk]

You mean scratching a girl's back or scratching a girl's shit? I have never heard of the latter.

[mouseish]

me either heh so there ya go :p

[Merk]

Hell yeah.

It must be a girl thing because I'm not really big on back scratches - I more into getting my dick tugged if anything.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Please write a book called "Kama Sutra: Gaiden" and put your tips for love making. I will pay as much as $20 for a copy.

[Merk]

My musings aren't palatable to the general public so I'd just come off as brash and uncouth by the critics and being a dirty comedy writer will prove to be a self-flogging venture. My prose is great over a couple of shots but honestly I just spout pseudo-intellectual vitriol and my comedy comes from my awkwardness and delivery as opposed to the content itself. One can only make dick jokes for so long before it stops being funny and once I hit that point I might as well be dead in the water.