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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:18 am

You will also turn musclely and angry. Again, we will not be able to tell the difference.
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Amp Divorax » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:19 pm

Ho wrote:Hulk wasn't Asian. Clearly, I will be better at it. Also, I'll be yellow instead of green when I get angry...and you won't be able to tell the difference!










(So racist.)
So you become "The Incredible Ho" then?
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Ho » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:27 pm

Do you not think I am incredible all the time?
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Merk » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:25 am

Brian, if I were you I would never purchase a hooker because I probably could not get a boner due to the fact that I'd be too busy laughing at the irony of the situation.

A Ho buying a ho. roflflflflflfl
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:26 am

Merk, if I were you I would never purchase a wig for my pubic hair because I probably could not get a boner due to the fact that I'd be too busy laughing at the irony of the situation.

A Merk buying a merkin. roflflflflflfl
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Ho » Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:18 am

Fluffyumpkins wrote:Merk, if I were you I would never purchase a wig for my pubic hair because I probably could not get a boner due to the fact that I'd be too busy laughing at the irony of the situation.

A Merk buying a merkin. roflflflflflfl
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Merk » Wed Oct 10, 2012 10:21 am

Ba-ZING

Yeah that was a good rofl.

I don't understand the concept of a pubic wig in all honesty. I believe the goal in life as an adult is to not have pubic hair so your partner doesn't get muffmouth when they perform oral sex on you.
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Amp Divorax » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:24 pm

Merk wrote:Ba-ZING

Yeah that was a good rofl.

I don't understand the concept of a pubic wig in all honesty. I believe the goal in life as an adult is to not have pubic hair so your partner doesn't get muffmouth when they perform oral sex on you.
So this thread went from Kon arriving in our community, to Brian Ho hulking out on NBC, and now this. Do any of our threads not designated as random ever stay on topic?
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Merk » Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:27 pm

Welp, we'd honesty talk to KON! more but he's being a bustah and not saying anything in this thread.
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:19 pm

I posted on His fan page. With prayer He will return.
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by OMG KON! » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:37 pm

I'm here, I'm here lol. Holy crap this thread got off topic in the most epic of ways. I don't check this website as often as I should apparently :P

btw if Ho becomes a yellow Hulk, does that mean his hair color returns to something normal or something more crazy then it is already?

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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Merk » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:59 pm

What's worse, having your own fan page on Facebook or wearing a fedora and growing a huge neckbeard?
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by Amp Divorax » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:27 pm

OMG KON! wrote:I'm here, I'm here lol. Holy crap this thread got off topic in the most epic of ways. I don't check this website as often as I should apparently :P

btw if Ho becomes a yellow Hulk, does that mean his hair color returns to something normal or something more crazy then it is already?
Ho's hair would change colors so fast that it could possibly cause seizures!
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Re: OMG its KON!

Post by OMG KON! » Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:34 pm

Amp Divorax wrote:
OMG KON! wrote:I'm here, I'm here lol. Holy crap this thread got off topic in the most epic of ways. I don't check this website as often as I should apparently :P

btw if Ho becomes a yellow Hulk, does that mean his hair color returns to something normal or something more crazy then it is already?
Ho's hair would change colors so fast that it could possibly cause seizures!
Ho is going to bring the Electric Soldier Porygon to the states all hulked out with seizure hair!

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