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[For Sale] House

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:45 am

Selling a house. This house has walls and ceilings, making it ideal for storing people and objects. Pictures found below:

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Post by Ho » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:05 am

I hear it smells like butt.
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Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:10 am

You can get up in that butt for the low price of $149,900.
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Post by Ho » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:25 am

I hear it smells like hut.
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Post by MonMotha » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:40 am

I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.
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Post by Amp Divorax » Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:57 am

So yea, why did you not mention this to me sooner? I was on the market for a new place.
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Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:05 pm

MonMotha wrote:I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.
There are floors, however there is a hole on the second level of the home. A ramp of small, staggered tiers allows you to traverse levels through this hole without too much difficulty. I strongly recommend keeping objects out of this space, as they may be prone to falling. People should use caution, including the use of a spotter, when using this feature.

Today is the first day I've been able to have the home on the market :(
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Post by Amp Divorax » Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:37 pm

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MonMotha wrote:I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.
There are floors, however there is a hole on the second level of the home. A ramp of small, staggered tiers allows you to traverse levels through this hole without too much difficulty. I strongly recommend keeping objects out of this space, as they may be prone to falling. People should use caution, including the use of a spotter, when using this feature.

Today is the first day I've been able to have the home on the market :(
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Well, that is unfortunate that it fell outside of when I was looking for a new place, but it happens. Hopefully you will find a buyer soon.
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Post by Diamondback1996 » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:43 am

Is the furniture included as well? It would be a shame if the people had nothing to utilize and non-floor objects had nowhere to be placed. The people may try to sit on a couch or the objects may be placed on what should be a table and then fall to the floor (thankfully not further, since you confirmed that there is, in fact, a floor).

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Post by Fluffyumpkins » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:03 pm

Furniture is not included. Much of the furniture is used for sitting, which means it has been touched by butts. Nobody wants to own something that's had someone else's butt on it.

Regardless, the home has been sold. I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.
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Post by Amp Divorax » Mon Feb 22, 2016 2:55 pm

Fluffyumpkins wrote: I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.
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Post by Diamondback1996 » Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:23 am

Fluffyumpkins wrote:Furniture is not included. Much of the furniture is used for sitting, which means it has been touched by butts. Nobody wants to own something that's had someone else's butt on it.

Regardless, the home has been sold. I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.
Um excuse you but I currently have no income

I'm a college student though so it's somewhat excusable

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Re: [For Sale] House

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:40 am

No, it's not. If you have enough money to go to college, you have enough money to buy a home. No excuses. No regrets. No escape!
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