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[For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:45 am
by Fluffyumpkins
Selling a house. This house has walls and ceilings, making it ideal for storing people and objects. Pictures found below:

http://cody.theindypropertysource.com/l ... /21399334/

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:05 am
by Ho
I hear it smells like butt.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:10 am
by Fluffyumpkins
You can get up in that butt for the low price of $149,900.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:25 am
by Ho
I hear it smells like hut.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:40 am
by MonMotha
I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:57 am
by Amp Divorax
So yea, why did you not mention this to me sooner? I was on the market for a new place.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:05 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
MonMotha wrote:I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.
There are floors, however there is a hole on the second level of the home. A ramp of small, staggered tiers allows you to traverse levels through this hole without too much difficulty. I strongly recommend keeping objects out of this space, as they may be prone to falling. People should use caution, including the use of a spotter, when using this feature.

Today is the first day I've been able to have the home on the market :(

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:37 pm
by Amp Divorax
Fluffyumpkins wrote:
MonMotha wrote:I am unclear. Does this property come with floors in addition to the walls and ceilings? I'd hate to put my people and objects in the house only to have them fall to their doom into a bottomless pit.
There are floors, however there is a hole on the second level of the home. A ramp of small, staggered tiers allows you to traverse levels through this hole without too much difficulty. I strongly recommend keeping objects out of this space, as they may be prone to falling. People should use caution, including the use of a spotter, when using this feature.

Today is the first day I've been able to have the home on the market :(
LOL!

Well, that is unfortunate that it fell outside of when I was looking for a new place, but it happens. Hopefully you will find a buyer soon.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:43 am
by Diamondback1996
Is the furniture included as well? It would be a shame if the people had nothing to utilize and non-floor objects had nowhere to be placed. The people may try to sit on a couch or the objects may be placed on what should be a table and then fall to the floor (thankfully not further, since you confirmed that there is, in fact, a floor).

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:03 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Furniture is not included. Much of the furniture is used for sitting, which means it has been touched by butts. Nobody wants to own something that's had someone else's butt on it.

Regardless, the home has been sold. I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 2:55 pm
by Amp Divorax
Fluffyumpkins wrote: I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.
*facepalms*

I already own one house and I'm about to buy another.

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:23 am
by Diamondback1996
Fluffyumpkins wrote:Furniture is not included. Much of the furniture is used for sitting, which means it has been touched by butts. Nobody wants to own something that's had someone else's butt on it.

Regardless, the home has been sold. I am pleased it sold so quickly, but displeased none of you made an offer. Everyone here makes a lot of money, and could easily afford this house. You are all cheap sons of birches.
Um excuse you but I currently have no income

I'm a college student though so it's somewhat excusable

Re: [For Sale] House

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:40 am
by Fluffyumpkins
No, it's not. If you have enough money to go to college, you have enough money to buy a home. No excuses. No regrets. No escape!