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by YeehawMcKickass » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:47 am
Dear lane 8 at Channahon Lanes, Channahon IL,
While I appreciate the fact that your flourescent lights illuminate the pins, that was the ONLY GOD DAMNED THING YOU COULD FUCKING DO LAST NIGHT.
I've never seen an A2 have that many problems in a 4 hour span. Black outs, phantom fouls, pin jams, ball jams, not setting pins, setting pins on an angle, Out-of-Ranges. Shit, you had a 25 minute black out right at the start of league that caused us to take 35 fucking minutes to finish 2 frames.
35 Minutes for 2 frames for 10 men.
All this isn't to mention the CONSTANT blacking out and jamming over the course of the night that took until 10:45p for said 10 men to finish three games. Every other pair only took until 9:30p at the latest, with one pair finishing at 8:15.
In conclusion, whilst you sit in back running your motor seemingly trying to do your job, I know you're really back there sucking donkey balls, smoking crack, and telling people to lick your blinky diodes.
Fuck You, cock sucker.
Cordially,
YeehawMcKickass
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