Karma is a (Silly) Bitch(ell)

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Karma is a (Silly) Bitch(ell)

Post by Ho » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:43 pm

Hey, fellow Big Bang travelers. Let's talk about how Billy Mitchell got all his scores thrown out and banned from Twin Galaxies today...

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Re: Karma is a (Silly) Bitch(ell)

Post by Merk » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:04 am

I hope his chicken wing sauce empire can still support him after this faux pas!
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Post by Ho » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:14 am

I don't know what's going on or if it's related in any way, but this is happening right now...
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Post by Merk » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:47 am

Holy shit lmao
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Post by Ho » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:11 am

More news from the "King has Fallen" desk:
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Gallons of his hot sauce are apparently being clearanced at Sam's Club for 91 cents. I think this is a regional item though, so don't expect to find it at any of our stores. Not that you should be going to Sam's Club anyway. Costco is where it's at, baby!

I guess regular price for this at Sam's Club is $8.63, and $9.95 on his currently downed website. So, it's pretty cheap stuff anyway. But 91 cents is still quite a huge markdown.
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Re: Karma is a (Silly) Bitch(ell)

Post by Ho » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:15 am

It has come to my attention that the hot sauce clearance was last year:
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Re: Karma is a (Silly) Bitch(ell)

Post by Merk » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:32 am

A gallon of hot sauce for ~$9 is still, I feel like, a pretty good deal! That shit will last you forever.


Has anyone ever actually tried his hot sauce? I still have the two bottles I ganked while we were in Iowa but I never opened them because of my crippling hoarder mentality.
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Post by Ho » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:57 am

I remember receiving a bottle at the Funspot tournament in 2009. But I honestly can't remember if I ever used it. So, either I share your hoarder mentality for vaguely meaningful trinkets I get on trips OR that hot sauce is so unremarkable that I don't even remember using it. I'll try to peek around in a couple places at home to see if I can find the bottle and see if it's open or still sealed.
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Post by Merk » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:43 am

What do you think is the shelf life on Billy Mitchell's sauce? Perhaps a little under 19 years?
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Post by Ho » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:13 am

Are you looking for a serious answer or a joke answer? Either way, I think that shit is expired at this point.
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Re: Karma is a (Silly) Bitch(ell)

Post by Merk » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:56 am

You know, let's go with the serious answer!

I mean it's all just salt and spices I figured that shit would last forever!
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Re: Karma is a (Silly) Bitch(ell)

Post by Ho » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:19 pm

I mean, you're probably not going to die if you eat it, but I'd imagine it has lost some of its potency (also the joke answer) and wouldn't taste the same as when it was new.

I had a bottle of Frank's that I kept a long time and its red-orange color started to fade toward yellow. It didn't taste bad, but it wasn't as good and I ended up tossing the rest of the bottle. However, it was like the last 1/5 of a Costo-size bottle, so I'm sure it suffered plenty of air and light damage. If you've never opened your Billy Sauce, it may be just fine.
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