Rodent's "I failed x, y, or simply failed at life"
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Rodent's "I failed x, y, or simply failed at life"
Bragging about being good at something is for lamers, so this is my place to put the limelight on me doing poorly in any of a bajillion and three point twoteen areas.
Now to start.
Earlier this week I played my first game of Dancing Stage Extreme American Mix in about 2-3 weeks and failed Road of Truth. It was awesome.
What's even more awesome is that well over a year ago I could easily pass that oni, but now I always fail. ALWAYS FAIL. I FAIL.
In the same realm, today in my Japanese class I was picked to don an oni mask so the rest of the class could throw chalk at me and cast me out.
Moral of the story? It's this-
I FAIL AT BOTH BEING AN ACTUAL ONI AND PLAYING ONI COURSES ON THE DANCING MACHINE.
Ok, that's not quite a moral, but I think it gets my point across.
Now to start.
Earlier this week I played my first game of Dancing Stage Extreme American Mix in about 2-3 weeks and failed Road of Truth. It was awesome.
What's even more awesome is that well over a year ago I could easily pass that oni, but now I always fail. ALWAYS FAIL. I FAIL.
In the same realm, today in my Japanese class I was picked to don an oni mask so the rest of the class could throw chalk at me and cast me out.
Moral of the story? It's this-
I FAIL AT BOTH BEING AN ACTUAL ONI AND PLAYING ONI COURSES ON THE DANCING MACHINE.
Ok, that's not quite a moral, but I think it gets my point across.
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Wow, this deserves a bump.
Eh, today I rode a unicycle for over 30 feet multiple times! Unfortunately I feel a lot also and really dinged up my seat
As for DDR I've failed three onis in the past two months, though in the past two months I've only played three onis, all of which were failed because the pads in the Union enjoy giving me misses and boos.
Eh, today I rode a unicycle for over 30 feet multiple times! Unfortunately I feel a lot also and really dinged up my seat
As for DDR I've failed three onis in the past two months, though in the past two months I've only played three onis, all of which were failed because the pads in the Union enjoy giving me misses and boos.
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LikeableRodent wrote:Wow, this deserves a bump.
Eh, today I rode a unicycle for over 30 feet multiple times! Unfortunately I feel a lot also and really dinged up my seat
As for DDR I've failed three onis in the past two months, though in the past two months I've only played three onis, all of which were failed because the pads in the Union enjoy giving me misses and boos.
Faaling down hurts.
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The other night as I was playing an oni in the arcade I heard in the distance some guy say that he was "going to make him miss", a few seconds later I stepped on some guy's foot instead of the arrow, and I lost two bars.
I continued playing in an attempt to finish, but not long after I got two pad misses, thus failing. I was quite annoyed and wanted to give that guy a good talkin' to, but by then the ass and his assy friends were long gone.
I continued playing in an attempt to finish, but not long after I got two pad misses, thus failing. I was quite annoyed and wanted to give that guy a good talkin' to, but by then the ass and his assy friends were long gone.
Ah, you see, you just didn't step on his foot hard enough. If you'd stepped harder, you would have broken his foot, and hit the panel hard enough to get your perfect :)
Anyway, where I tended to play DDR (Terre Haute Time Out), crap like that was liable to get you ejected from the mall by security. The owner takes stuff like that pretty seriously, partially because things like that can cause people to trip and fall, leading to injury, which they REALLY don't want.
Anyway, where I tended to play DDR (Terre Haute Time Out), crap like that was liable to get you ejected from the mall by security. The owner takes stuff like that pretty seriously, partially because things like that can cause people to trip and fall, leading to injury, which they REALLY don't want.
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Meet my friend the right-hook!LikeableRodent wrote:The other night as I was playing an oni in the arcade I heard in the distance some guy say that he was "going to make him miss", a few seconds later I stepped on some guy's foot instead of the arrow, and I lost two bars.
I continued playing in an attempt to finish, but not long after I got two pad misses, thus failing. I was quite annoyed and wanted to give that guy a good talkin' to, but by then the ass and his assy friends were long gone.
problem is though this is in the student union.... (I'm assuming that's where you were) and they probably could care less about the DDR players... at least that's what I've gathered from the many times I've played there. hopefully they won't be there tomorrow, I think I may be there at nightMonMotha wrote:Ah, you see, you just didn't step on his foot hard enough. If you'd stepped harder, you would have broken his foot, and hit the panel hard enough to get your perfect
Anyway, where I tended to play DDR (Terre Haute Time Out), crap like that was liable to get you ejected from the mall by security. The owner takes stuff like that pretty seriously, partially because things like that can cause people to trip and fall, leading to injury, which they REALLY don't want.
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