I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:30 pm

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You life the faucet handle and water pours out.  20 seconds later you have a pot full of Indiana's best city water.
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Riot » Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:32 pm

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Leave pot on counter and go outside
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:20 pm

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You place the pot on the counter top, and open the back door.  You overlook a freshly mowed lawn, scattered with autumn leaves.  The sun has not yet set, giving you visibility into the outside neighborhood.  You see the faint glow of Halloween lights from your neighbors.  Neighbors' homes immediately flank either side of your home.  A dog is barking somewhere in the distance.  
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Riot » Wed Oct 14, 2015 5:06 pm

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Remember Wendy's lunch and head back to Wendy's, abandoning previous dinner plans and significant other and head in the barking's direction
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:08 pm

You can't take two turns in a row. Haven't you ever played an IndyDDR RPG you idiot. YOU IDIOT.
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Merk » Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:49 am

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>Go back inside, take pot from counter

So can we do two "actions" per turn? Riot did two (put down pot and went outside) but that struck me as kind of bullshitty.
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:07 am

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You're back inside.  This time of year, the indoor and outdoor temperatures are the same.
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Merk » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:23 am

*rolls dice*

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1d6 = 1

Am I supposed to roll or is someone else supposed to since I can't go twice in a row?
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:27 am

Roll a D20. All checks are going to be D20s.
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Merk » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:32 am

*rolls d20*

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1d20 = 5
Shit...
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:39 am

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You go back to the counter and take the pot.  As you turn around, pot in hand, you see a cat walking toward you!  You are unconcerned as this is your cat.  As it rubs against your legs you can't help but wonder...  had it been a wild cat, it had the perfect opportunity to catch you off guard.
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Ho » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:00 am

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put pot on stove, turn on stove
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:35 am

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You place the pot on the electric stove and set it to high.  Experience tells you it might be a few minutes before the water boils.
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Merk » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:47 am

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>Look inside pantry
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Re: I have to make pasta - an RPG adventure

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:34 am

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The pantry seems like a good place to find the pasta you bought at Costco.  In fact, most of your pantry is filled with Costco's goods.  Costco keeps quality products at affordable prices for its members.  If you are not satisfied with your purchase, you can bring it back at any time for a full refund.  Why would you shop anywhere else?

Looking inside the pantry, the light is off.  You can only see the shadows its contents.
This update was brought to you by the Costco Wholesale Corporation.
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