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Let's Troll

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:29 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
I've yet to find a nice repository of trolling comments and questions, so let's start one! The general format can be as follows:

Group you intend to troll: Comment, argument, question, whatever.

This doesn't need to stay political. Any comment that can get a rise out of a group of people is welcome. I think it's important to be aware of when you're being trolled. I've fallen victim to a troll's efforts before, and I think more exposure will help highlight a troll's true motivation.

Examples:
Liberals: Liberals want so many freaking handouts. They need to put that energy and passion into working.
Gun advocates: The only reason someone would buy a gun for their home is if they wanted to kill another human.
Contraception advocates: How hard it is to keep your legs closed?

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:53 pm
by Merk
IndyDDR: Oh look a bunch of has been pedophiles who can't let go of the past so they jerk each other off

IDM: *click* *whirrrrrrr* Look at me I want all the attention of a real ass musician with none of the talent *beep* *beeeeeeeep* *shart*

Pro-Choice groups: Yeah I agree with you we should legalize murder I don't see anything wrong with this

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:02 pm
by Merk
Let's be real pretty much all the good trolls are based in politics because that's the only thing people get really, really genuinely mad about. You don't see people picketing the Square-Enix corporate office for not releasing an updated version of Final Fantasy 7

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:07 pm
by Merk
Poor people: Maybe if you worked harder you wouldn't be so poor! Stop being so lazy!

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:37 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Things like diet are also probably good candidates for trolling.

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:55 pm
by Merk
Yeah I lost a lot of weight and didn't spend a lot of money by just eating right and exercising!

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:08 pm
by Flynn Scifo
People like to troll me because I tend to take things seriously.

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:10 pm
by Merk
There's no shame in being passionate about something!

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:33 am
by Fluffyumpkins
Only poor people go to libraries.

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:51 am
by Merk
To be fair that's actually true though

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:32 pm
by Merk
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Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:29 am
by Fluffyumpkins
Monster Town, hah.

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:34 am
by ImuyumI
Yeah, this troll is lackluster in my opinion. We need a better troll.

Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:18 am
by Merk
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Re: Let's Troll

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:38 am
by Merk
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