Let's Troll

IndyDDR's online socialization center: general topics not related to specific coverage areas

Moderator: Moderators

Post Reply
User avatar
Fluffyumpkins
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 6574
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:53 pm
Location: Da Butt Hut
Contact:

Let's Troll

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:29 pm

I've yet to find a nice repository of trolling comments and questions, so let's start one! The general format can be as follows:

Group you intend to troll: Comment, argument, question, whatever.

This doesn't need to stay political. Any comment that can get a rise out of a group of people is welcome. I think it's important to be aware of when you're being trolled. I've fallen victim to a troll's efforts before, and I think more exposure will help highlight a troll's true motivation.

Examples:
Liberals: Liberals want so many freaking handouts. They need to put that energy and passion into working.
Gun advocates: The only reason someone would buy a gun for their home is if they wanted to kill another human.
Contraception advocates: How hard it is to keep your legs closed?
Music is a special thing because everyone is wrong on everything but it all works out in the end and we all get high as shit.
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:53 pm

IndyDDR: Oh look a bunch of has been pedophiles who can't let go of the past so they jerk each other off

IDM: *click* *whirrrrrrr* Look at me I want all the attention of a real ass musician with none of the talent *beep* *beeeeeeeep* *shart*

Pro-Choice groups: Yeah I agree with you we should legalize murder I don't see anything wrong with this
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:02 pm

Let's be real pretty much all the good trolls are based in politics because that's the only thing people get really, really genuinely mad about. You don't see people picketing the Square-Enix corporate office for not releasing an updated version of Final Fantasy 7
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:07 pm

Poor people: Maybe if you worked harder you wouldn't be so poor! Stop being so lazy!
Image

User avatar
Fluffyumpkins
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 6574
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:53 pm
Location: Da Butt Hut
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:37 pm

Things like diet are also probably good candidates for trolling.
Music is a special thing because everyone is wrong on everything but it all works out in the end and we all get high as shit.
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:55 pm

Yeah I lost a lot of weight and didn't spend a lot of money by just eating right and exercising!
Image

Flynn Scifo
Light
Light
Posts: 20
Joined: Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:05 pm
Location: On a DDR mat getting full combos

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Flynn Scifo » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:08 pm

People like to troll me because I tend to take things seriously.
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:10 pm

There's no shame in being passionate about something!
Image

User avatar
Fluffyumpkins
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 6574
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:53 pm
Location: Da Butt Hut
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:33 am

Only poor people go to libraries.
Music is a special thing because everyone is wrong on everything but it all works out in the end and we all get high as shit.
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:51 am

To be fair that's actually true though
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:32 pm

Image
Image

User avatar
Fluffyumpkins
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 6574
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:53 pm
Location: Da Butt Hut
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:29 am

Monster Town, hah.
Music is a special thing because everyone is wrong on everything but it all works out in the end and we all get high as shit.
Image

ImuyumI
That guy in Kentucky that posts in an Indiana forum
That guy in Kentucky that posts in an Indiana forum
Posts: 393
Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:18 pm
Location: Lexington, KY

Re: Let's Troll

Post by ImuyumI » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:34 am

Yeah, this troll is lackluster in my opinion. We need a better troll.

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:18 am

Image
Image

User avatar
Merk
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Lady Banned Son of Switzerland
Posts: 8189
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 am
Location: Bloomington / Ft. Wayne
Contact:

Re: Let's Troll

Post by Merk » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:38 am

Image
Image

Post Reply