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Super Punny Headlines
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:28 pm
by MonMotha
"Japanese BEMANI artist 'Slake' buys controlling interest in major US consumer goods conglomerate - renames to 'Procter and Gambol'."
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Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:34 pm
by MonMotha
"S.C. Johnson Wax and Semiconductor Components Industries LLC to merge - announce new 'ON' insect repellant and 'OFF' Semiconductor brands."
Re: Super Punny Headlines
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:54 pm
by Merk
"Riots erupt in Oregon, local Hos get Merked"
Re: Super Punny Headlines
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:10 pm
by MonMotha
"Local school children baffled by sentence fragment at spirit rally with BEMANI artist Kors K: 'Don't never stop; don't ever quite'."
Re: Super Punny Headlines
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:45 pm
by MonMotha
"Nokia announces new foray into connected cars with modestly-priced, flat-pack Accents - acquires Hyundai Motors and IKEA home furnishings. Merged company to be named 'Yeskia' and feature iKia internal finishings and connected driving experience."
Re: Super Punny Headlines
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:00 am
by Merk
What if IKEA did make cars though? Do you think they'd be minimalist?
Re: Super Punny Headlines
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:57 pm
by MonMotha
Well, whatever they are, disassembly would require no more than a screwdriver and a single (possibly two-size/double-ended) allen wrench. Possibly a mallet or hammer if things are stuck.
Though supposedly the original VW Bug can be basically completely torn down using something like 5-6 tools all of which are included in the in-car roadside service toolkit. Pretty impressive, really.