Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

[Ho]

Merk, how did this even happen?!

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[Merk]

Yeah Jesus Christ he had something like 5 TDs and 200 yards on Sunday. I haven't looked at the results yet (I am afraid to look) but I take it that you won this week, Ho?

[Merk]

Oh God damn it I just looked and I lost because of Riot's kicker (Justin Tucker).

[Ho]

I did win. It would have been close-ish had Charles performed only up to original projections. Instead, it was something of a blowout.

I'm afraid you were defeated by Riot. I face him next week. It's projected to be very close.

[Ho]

Oh God damn it I just looked and I lost because of Riot's kicker (Justin Tucker).

Friggin' overachievers.

[Merk]

All the top seeds won this week, it looks like there won't be any "8th seed gets lucky the last three weeks and wins it all" shenanigans this year. I have a feeling it's going to come down to Jen vs. Ho in the finals while Riot and V fight for 3rd and 4th.

Anyway, thought this was funny:

[Fluffyumpkins]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10143 ... ork-giants

Whoopsie.

[Merk]

From the article:

Luckily for Johnson, the company took out insurance, which he said cost about $7,000.

How does this work? Does the insurance company front the $400k+ while the dealership is only responsible for $7k?

[Ho]

Even the insurance industry is really just legalized gambling.

[Merk]

We won guys high five!

[Merk]

Riot won IndyDDR's Finaru Fantaji Footbaw 2013 edition. I hope you're all ready to never hear the end of this!

Colts are playing Kansas City on Saturday! I have two tickets for sale, $150, but you have all likely seen my Facebook post already. They're still up for grabs so let me know if you're interested. In all likelihood we will beat Kansas City but the Colts have shit the bed at home plenty of times before so since it's a playoff game Jamal Charles is pretty much guaranteed a 300 yard 5 TD type of game.

[SoDeepPolaris]

I won my nfl.com league.

[Merk]

Biggest surprises this season IMO:

* Texans going 2-14 and losing 14 straight games (They were predicted something like 12 wins this season)
* Hotlanta being awful after very little personnel changes
* Washington Redskins being so God damn bad after all the RG3 hype
* Jets getting 8 wins
* AFC West getting both wildcard playoff spots
* Colts running game actually existing
* Chiefs getting 10 wins with Alex Smith at the helm. I will contest though that they had a bunch of flukey wins a la the 2012 Colts and that the Chief were pretty bad when facing real ass competition.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Grats to Riot.

[MonMotha]

So, how many points does one get in fantasy for having your RB fumble, er lateral, er fumble, er ... something the ball backwards, having your QB pick it up and leap in for a touchdown? Please tell me that's worth more than a "normal" touchdown.