Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

[Merk]

We are officially in the worst timeline. God help us, Kansas City! You know what you must do....

[Merk]

We live in the worst timeline...

I am now more than ever convinced that the NFL is at least partly scripted in some way. It's not like WWE level of scripted but it's for sure "Hey let's try to push the result in a certain direction" sort of way. The players and coaches and whatnot aren't in on it but the refs, holy shit the refs, are certainly pulling an NBA. I mean God damn, the NBA shit was only a little over a decade ago, who is to say that something similar hasn't been going on in the NFL forever?

[Merk]

God damn it. The best I can hope for is that the Rams utterly buttfuck the Pats 45-7 like the Seahawks did to Peyton Manning but I know in my heart of hearts that the Pats are going to take an early lead and coast the entire game. The Rams are gonna attempt some sort of trick play that will spectacularly blow up in their face and the Pats win by two scores and uhhhhhh I'll be mad for a few months until it all repeats itself again and I'll continue to shout nonsense into the void.

[Ho]

I'm applying Chad's anger in your avatar to this entire scenario.

[Merk]

WE LIVE IN THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING TIMELINE

[Merk]

I just realized that this thread title has been misspelled this entire time. It's supposed to be "Fantaji" not "Fantaj"

[Ho]

There's always next year...

(This year, at this point.)

[Merk]

Colts, for the love of God, please draft a CB, pass rusher, or a WR. We got a decent rusher in the Justin Houston trade but this draft is stacked on linemen and we are constantly fucked in that position - at the very least get some depth for the defensive line because a starter is going to inevitably miss half the season thanks to injury.

Last year's draft was really, really good so expectations are high! Don't fuck this up Ballard!