Merk I'm calling you out

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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by WhiteDragon » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:56 pm

On that note... .192.0 this morning.
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Riot » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:09 pm

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Merk wrote:Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.

Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.
I want to buy a onesie for babby Underwood that says, "It's Mahvel Baby!" Cause the babby was born of foot dives and secret moves.
omg PLEASE find this onesie or make it with one of those custom clothing websites. That'd be awesome. It'd be a good addition to the Level 1 Human one with the D&D stats. Man I gotta get to havin' babies.
Merk wrote:Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.

Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.
Even if I had an uncomfortable bed I still wouldn't go secretly sleep in someone else's bed and bone on his floor! That's so weird.
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Merk » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:13 pm

Forbidden love making is seriously the best gift one can give to themselves. It was so wrong but it felt so right.
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:24 am

WhiteDragon wrote:On that note... .192.0 this morning.
Tim was looking pretty good last night. Matter of fact, he lookin' like a meal. He lookin' like breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3RjV3wzV4

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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:11 pm

Last week before the contest is o-v-a over. Can you drop a pound or two? All it takes is a 3,500 calorie deficit per pound.

Two-Liter of coke? 800 calories.
Mc Donalds small fries? 230 calories.
Donut? 260 calories.

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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by SoDeepPolaris » Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:17 pm

Fluffyumpkins wrote:
WhiteDragon wrote:On that note... .192.0 this morning.
Tim was looking pretty good last night. Matter of fact, he lookin' like a meal. He lookin' like breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3RjV3wzV4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4Sqt2Bmag
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by WhiteDragon » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:55 am

Fluffyumpkins wrote:Last week before the contest is o-v-a over. Can you drop a pound or two?
Nope. :|
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Merk » Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:20 am

I ate a bunch of eggs, chili, and apples yesterday. My farts have been fucking HORRIFIC and nonstop for almost 24 hours now.


I hardcore lost this contest or whatever by the way. I'm pretty sure I gained like 5 pounds!
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by SoDeepPolaris » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:58 am

Fat or phat.
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Merk » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:10 am

Fat. Straight up fat.
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Amp Divorax » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:04 pm

Merk wrote:Fat. Straight up fat.
You aren't fat, you are realizing that being manorexic is a bad idea and decided to regain your super sumo powah!
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Merk » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:38 pm

That's funny
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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by DAVE101 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:06 pm

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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Potter » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 pm

round 1


fight
Riot wrote:My hair alone is like 5mb.
Merk wrote:Badyyyyy.. wanna go fiiiish? wanna go.... fiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIsh?? Wanna go fishin'?!?!?! Him's a Badyyyy

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Re: Merk I'm calling you out

Post by Potter » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 pm

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Riot wrote:My hair alone is like 5mb.
Merk wrote:Badyyyyy.. wanna go fiiiish? wanna go.... fiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIsh?? Wanna go fishin'?!?!?! Him's a Badyyyy

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