Merk I'm calling you out
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On that note... .192.0 this morning.
Original Sin wrote:Besides, this is IndyDDR...honestly. What do you expect?
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omg PLEASE find this onesie or make it with one of those custom clothing websites. That'd be awesome. It'd be a good addition to the Level 1 Human one with the D&D stats. Man I gotta get to havin' babies.Fluffyumpkins wrote:I want to buy a onesie for babby Underwood that says, "It's Mahvel Baby!" Cause the babby was born of foot dives and secret moves.Merk wrote:Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.
Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.
Even if I had an uncomfortable bed I still wouldn't go secretly sleep in someone else's bed and bone on his floor! That's so weird.Merk wrote:Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.
Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.
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Tim was looking pretty good last night. Matter of fact, he lookin' like a meal. He lookin' like breakfast.WhiteDragon wrote:On that note... .192.0 this morning.
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Last week before the contest is o-v-a over. Can you drop a pound or two? All it takes is a 3,500 calorie deficit per pound.
Two-Liter of coke? 800 calories.
Mc Donalds small fries? 230 calories.
Donut? 260 calories.
Two-Liter of coke? 800 calories.
Mc Donalds small fries? 230 calories.
Donut? 260 calories.
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Fluffyumpkins wrote:Tim was looking pretty good last night. Matter of fact, he lookin' like a meal. He lookin' like breakfast.WhiteDragon wrote:On that note... .192.0 this morning.
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Nope.Fluffyumpkins wrote:Last week before the contest is o-v-a over. Can you drop a pound or two?
Original Sin wrote:Besides, this is IndyDDR...honestly. What do you expect?
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I ate a bunch of eggs, chili, and apples yesterday. My farts have been fucking HORRIFIC and nonstop for almost 24 hours now.
I hardcore lost this contest or whatever by the way. I'm pretty sure I gained like 5 pounds!
I hardcore lost this contest or whatever by the way. I'm pretty sure I gained like 5 pounds!
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Fat. Straight up fat.
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You aren't fat, you are realizing that being manorexic is a bad idea and decided to regain your super sumo powah!Merk wrote:Fat. Straight up fat.
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That's funny
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round 1
fight
fight
Riot wrote:My hair alone is like 5mb.
Merk wrote:Badyyyyy.. wanna go fiiiish? wanna go.... fiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIsh?? Wanna go fishin'?!?!?! Him's a Badyyyy
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Riot wrote:My hair alone is like 5mb.
Merk wrote:Badyyyyy.. wanna go fiiiish? wanna go.... fiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIsh?? Wanna go fishin'?!?!?! Him's a Badyyyy