Merk I'm calling you out

[Merk]

I see, so what all do you do? Just put in the chemicals and call it a day? I always imagine hot tub maintenance involving scooping out body funk (sweat, pubes, skin grime) after long nights of hot tub sitting.

What is the make / model of your hot tub?

[Ho]

Add a few chemicals once a week and spray out a filter. That's about it. We got the ozonator so that we don't have to dick around with chlorine or bromine.

http://www.royalspa.com/index.php?optio ... &Itemid=31

[Merk]

Have you ever made love in your hot tub / another person's hot tub?

[Ho]

What do you think?

[Merk]

Yes

[Amp Divorax]

Hot tubs are nice and all, but there is one important question. Is it also a Time Machine?

[Merk]

Brian, buying a hot tub is like buying a $6,000 bedroom set. If you spend a lot of money on anything the first thing you're going to do on prima nocta is fuck in or on it; this is a fact of life. There is no way you haven't had incredibly uncomfortable sex in your hot tub at this point.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Merk has made relations on every material good he owns. Also, Merk needs to weigh in.

[Merk]

The most expensive thing I own is my car and unless you count road head then I've never copulated in my vehicle.

The next most expensive thing I own? Drummania cabinet. My ladyfriend has not seen the cabinet. Hell, I was able to hide it from her for a good year until Chad posted a video of me playing on it on Facebook.

[Riot]

Merk has made relations on every material good he owns. Also, Merk needs to weigh in.

Or the things I own. Like my floor/bed/who knows what else.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Merk has made relations on every material good he owns. Also, Merk needs to weigh in.

Or the things I own. Like my floor/bed/who knows what else.

That was awesome. Didn't he leave evidence on your floor or something?

[Riot]

Merk has made relations on every material good he owns. Also, Merk needs to weigh in.

Or the things I own. Like my floor/bed/who knows what else.

That was awesome. Didn't he leave evidence on your floor or something?

His STENCH

[Merk]

Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.

Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.

Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.

I want to buy a onesie for babby Underwood that says, "It's Mahvel Baby!" Cause the babby was born of foot dives and secret moves.

[Merk]

I can see Riot hiding behind his little shield and then Meg throws her undies at him which triggers his counter of impaling her with his sword and then shooting her with his gun.


And by sword and gun I mean penis.