IndyDDR Fantasy Football 2: Lock out with our rocks out

[Merk]

Thank God Chad forgot to set his QB and RB this week because he probably would have beat my butt. My WRs combined for less than 5 points. Arian Foster literally carried my team.

I will be so happy when Zach finally loses a game this year.

[Ho]

I totally forgot to do anything to my roster for this week and still haven't looked at it. Oh well, it's not like I had a stellar record to uphold.

[Merk]

Yeah honestly nothing really matters up until week 14 or so when we start the playoffs and people start getting eliminated. I had a shitty record last year but ended up in 1st place because my players started actually producing numbers the last few weeks of the season.

[SoDeepPolaris]

I will be so happy when Zach finally loses a game this year.

Just call me Chip Kelly. Pac-12 aint got nothin' on me.

[SoDeepPolaris]

I may lose this week.

[Ho]

I lasted 6 weeks before I forgot football was even happening at all. That's not to say that I've actually watched any games prior to the 6 week mark. I've just completely forgotten to bother checking/changing my fantasy team for the last 2 weeks.

I can see my neglect (read: disinterest) is getting me decimated me this week.

EDIT: I guess it will actually let me make changes up until game time, so I threw in some of my Monday people and went ahead and set next week to not look completely uninformed.

[Merk]

I may lose this week.

Because God loves Oregon my girlfriend decided to play all Saints players and none of them decided to show up to play the Rams today because lol why not?!?! You have been granted a reprieve, fwend!

I lasted 6 weeks before I forgot football was even happening at all. That's not to say that I've actually watched any games prior to the 6 week mark. I've just completely forgotten to bother checking/changing my fantasy team for the last 2 weeks.

I can see my neglect (read: disinterest) is getting me decimated me this week.

EDIT: I guess it will actually let me make changes up until game time, so I threw in some of my Monday people and went ahead and set next week to not look completely uninformed.

You didn't miss much! Indy sucks, the 49ers are probably going to the playoffs, the Eagles cursed themselves when they said that they were a "Dream Team," and Tim Tebow is Denver's Lord and Savior. You will probably not win this week (but stranger things have happened) but at least there is hope you'll switch out people next week! But hey at least V won so we can all be happy about that (except for Chad).

[SoDeepPolaris]

watching the saints get rolled made my weekend.

[Merk]

I guess they didn't know that points don't carry over from game to game!

One of my favorite .gifs from two years ago back when Denver start 5-0:



Kyle Orton has a couple of infamous pictures of him being drunk off of Jack Daniels when he was at Purdue, hence the humor.

[Merk]

I know none of you actually watch football but boy howdy did you miss one hell of a game last night. It was simultaneously the best and worst football game of the week.

You know how sometimes a team will take a knee to run down the clock before they kick a game-winning field goal? You know how all you have to do on that play is take a direct snap from the center and drop a knee? Philip Rivers literally fucked that up, fumbled the ball which was recovered by Kansas City, and caused KC to upset the Chargers in overtime. Swear to God Rivers had money on that game because I don't think an NFL football team has ever lost in such a retarded fashion against a division rival.

[Ho]

[Merk]

I kinda want to do something this year for the Super Bowl since it's happening in our fair capital city. People watch downtown? Huge food gathering?

I kind of want to eat a lot of guacamole.

[Merk]

[Merk]

I didn't get to watch a whole lot of football yesterday which kind of sucks since a lot of cool shit happened and I missed it.

I got to see the end of the PIT/BAL game and I'm glad the rapist QB got beat by the QB that still lives with his parents. Miami won leaving the Colts in sole possession of Andrew Luck, Eli Manning beat the affable Patriots, and I am victorious in fantasy.

I had to defeat my girlfriend though so that is mildly upsetting.

Can my main man Tony beat the undefeated SDP? Oh my God I hope so. Matt Forte needs to hold out, pay da man.

[SoDeepPolaris]

Can my main man Tony beat the undefeated SDP? Oh my God I hope so. Matt Forte needs to hold out, pay da man.

I already upped his salary. He plays for me.

9-0.