Internet dating *or* grasping for love at end of one's rope

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Post by Fluffyumpkins » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:00 am

WyomingMyst wrote:Hmm I will give it a try. Thanks for the tip.
Did it work out? Did you find Miss Myst?

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Post by Riot » Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:26 pm

HELLO HOW ARE YOU.
MY NAME IS JENIFER I WAS IMPRESSED WHEN I SAW YOUR PROFILE TODAY ON FACEBOOK.COM
PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED I WILL LIKE TO ESTABLISHED A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. IN ADDITION, I WILL LIKE YOU TO EMAIL ME. .(jenifersenghor@yahoo.com) SO I CAN GIVE YOU MY PICTURES FOR YOU TO KNOW WHOM I AM.
I LOVE TO MEET YOU.
YOURS KISSSSS.
JENIFER. jenifersenghor@yahoo.com

Sounds erotic. Chad I am glad internet dating worked for you!
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Post by Merk » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:54 pm

Welp, I'm getting back on the OKC tip. Have things horribly changed since 2011 or is it still a bunch of weird-beards and inherently broken people?
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Post by Fluffyumpkins » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:28 am

I don't have much to add, but I am interested in your adventures. Your first date is going to be super awkward, and I want to hear all about it.

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Post by Amp Divorax » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:08 am

Merk wrote:Welp, I'm getting back on the OKC tip. Have things horribly changed since 2011 or is it still a bunch of weird-beards and inherently broken people?
Given their desperation to stay hip with 18-25 year olds, I have to think it's become even more SJW based than ever.
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Post by Riot » Thu Mar 03, 2016 5:08 pm

Alright, much like I am Chad's realtor, I am Merk's matchmaker.

Here are some potential biddies:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/runs-col ... ,age_recip - this biddie is sassy as fuuuuu! she is pierced and knows computer code! plus she appears attractive. primo pick
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/rita86k? ... ,age_recip - she is challenging someone to have wittier comebacks!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/dw685?cf ... ,age_recip - she likes good grammar. You have good grammar!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Shannoni ... ,age_recip - she likes vidja and sarcasm!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Spectacu ... ,age_recip - uhhh nothing particularly stands out. This is a pretty standard profile. Settle for mediocrity like me!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ksd317?c ... ,age_recip - plays guitar and is a "competent poker player" !! also a teacher, pursue only if you want to make STACKS ON STACKS
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DayDream ... ,age_recip - likes cooking and fitbit challenges!

tell me when the wedding is

edit: after discussing with Chad, #1 may be a liar or have crazy baggage. Gotta be a downside. We both agree that Shannonigans may be your best fit.
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Post by Merk » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:30 am

Thanks for looking, guys. I liked 'em all except for dw685 since I don't do Country nor can I convince myself to enjoy NASCAR.

I messaged the poker player lady, looking forward to getting ignored!
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Post by Riot » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:42 am

if OKC doesn't pan out you can always date virtual waifu tanks

http://store.steampowered.com/app/379980
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Post by Merk » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:35 am

I have a date Saturday evening and I am positive it is going to be spectacularly awkward, awful, and a harsh reminder about why I've never been able to meet people.
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Post by Amp Divorax » Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:00 am

Merk wrote:I have a date Saturday evening and I am positive it is going to be spectacularly awkward, awful, and a harsh reminder about why I've never been able to meet people.
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Post by Potter » Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:51 am

merk just be yourself and talk about how you get hella high and post dank innanet memes
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Post by Potter » Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:51 am

or maybe don't do that I have no idea

uhhhhhhhhhhh

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Post by Merk » Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:47 pm

lol Potter I love your posts

Hay babby don't you know I'm an internat maymay superstar?
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Merk wrote:lol Potter I love your posts

Hay babby don't you know I'm an internat maymay superstar?
Don't you need an internet meme with your picture on it first?
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Re: Internet dating *or* grasping for love at end of one's r

Post by Ho » Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:55 pm

I hope the right head explodes.
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