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New topic for all things internet dating related. How many of you nerds are hittin' on the ladies online? Did anyone fall in ♥ love ♥ ?

I am not macking on the ladies, I am in a healthy relationship, but I find OkCupid to be absolutely riveting. I wonder how these algorithms work and why I keep getting matched up with hipsters. Seriously, I've never smoked an ounce of weed in my life but OkCupid wants me to hook up with chicks who 420 err day.

I guess I'm in to tattoos, piercings, and your typical suicide girl.

I want to find people that I know on here.

No.

SDP I feel like you have bitches hanging off you left and right.

Tell us about your love life in Oregon.

EDIT: More grammar shit. No sleep. Can't type.

Merk wrote:I am in a healthy relationship

Merk I am going to make you a profile on match.com. Your profile will talk about how you're "sick of sleeping on the couch and want to find a husky girl to keep warm at night" and then I'm going to link it to Jen and watch the fireworks explode.

That would be a very mean thing to do!

Merk wrote:That would be a very mean thing to do!

So is making you sleep on the couch because of your mouthbreathing! I bet she just glares at you while you're sleeping with your mouth open and legs sprawled out, and she clutches a small cudgel she's hiding in the bedside drawer just weighing the consequences....

Merk I would not do that but I might dream about it and post about it on messageboards which is what I do with most of my deepest thoughts.

No no it's not mouth breathing. It's my regular nose breathing that is too loud.

Allegedly.

I've shared a bed with Merk and it isn't that bad. It might be a perception issue on the part of Gwen-bear.

I doubt it she is totally understanding and rational.

Merk wrote:SDP I feel like you have bitches hanging off you left and right.

Tell us about your love life in Oregon.

EDIT: More grammar shit. No sleep. Can't type.

I wouldn't say they're hanging off me but they aren't in short supply. I just get really lazy sometimes with my "mack game" so there's dry spells or less desirables.

Basically after getting out of a manipulative relationship sophomore year, I've adopted a whatever goes mentality with women. I'm not looking for a relationship, just relations. What's ended up happening is some girls will say they're totally cool with that then all of a sudden flip on the possessive switch. I can't say I haven't done the same before. It's hard to say how you'll feel differently about someone after you've slept with 'em. Wide spectrum from "just physical" to "this girl's the one."

Like the New Boyz say, "ain't gonna tie me down."

Baller. I've never met SDP, but I think I'm not too far off.

Fluffyumpkins wrote:Baller. I've never met SDP, but I think I'm not too far off.

Chad this post is a reminder that you will divulge your trip report with Sam_Kabaam in this thread.

Date 1: Smoke and mirrors

THINGS I SHOULD HAVE DONE LAST NIGHT:

- Go for a run
- Sort paperwork
- Fold laundry
- Get some new runnin' shoes
- Mow lawn
- Get dat booty

THINGS I DIDN'T DO LAST NIGHT:

- Go for a run
- Sort paperwork
- Fold laundry
- Get some new runnin' shoes
- Mow lawn
- Get dat booty

WHAT I ENDED UP DOING:

- Bought rad sunglasses
- Met a nice woman from the internet
- Sat outside in Broad Ripple
- Learned my favorite veggie burger was removed from the menu
- Sweated a ton and rehydrated with beer
- Heard all about a dozen new rides at King's Island
- Pondered the notion of visual perspective and its application when choosing which photos go online
- Found out which gas stations in Indy have been cited for watering down their product
- Made fun of Brownsburg
- Left half a bison burger in a box on the table
- Enjoyed a brief Monon jaunt
- Exchanged farewells
- Listened to dubstep on the drive home