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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:02 pm
by Merk
Riot hold a seminar on how Twilight is a convoluted yet surprisingly subtle script of Mormon propaganda.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:46 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Merk wrote:Riot due to your lack of posts in the last week or so I can OFFICIALLY confirm that your teaching job has effectively ended your posting career.

Good night sweet Riot, the internet somehow feels less enjoyable without you.

Behold! Here lies the king of posts. May he rest in peace.
Remember when he made videos for money?

"If you like my videos and would like to see more, please feel free to donate a few dollars! It'll not only help me produce more videos, it'll motivate me to do some more soon! Paypal: *******@hotmail.com Thank you very much for watching my videos, you guys rock.-Scott "Riot" Underwood"

From artist to teacher, Riot has always had an eye on passion careers...

No Riot, you rock.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:47 pm
by Merk
Holy shit I should make posts for money!

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:52 pm
by Riot
Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Merk wrote:Riot due to your lack of posts in the last week or so I can OFFICIALLY confirm that your teaching job has effectively ended your posting career.

Good night sweet Riot, the internet somehow feels less enjoyable without you.

Behold! Here lies the king of posts. May he rest in peace.
Remember when he made videos for money?

"If you like my videos and would like to see more, please feel free to donate a few dollars! It'll not only help me produce more videos, it'll motivate me to do some more soon! Paypal: *******@hotmail.com Thank you very much for watching my videos, you guys rock.-Scott "Riot" Underwood"

From artist to teacher, Riot has always had an eye on passion careers...

No Riot, you rock.
you are a jerk and I have you know like David Hasselhoff I am famous in Germany, and if they had paypal they would probably be wiring me all sorts of euros.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:13 pm
by Amp Divorax
So now it's down to Merk, Fluffy, and the ITG kids when it comes to regular posters.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:15 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Amp Divorax wrote:So now it's down to Merk, Fluffy, and the ITG kids when it comes to regular posters.
ITG men. Men with giant penises and six packs.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:45 pm
by chocobojoe
I'm irregular!

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:30 pm
by SoDeepPolaris
Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Amp Divorax wrote:So now it's down to Merk, Fluffy, and the ITG kids when it comes to regular posters.
ITG men. Men with giant penises and six packs.
I'd have a six pack if I lowered my body fat %.

But I keep it up cause my dick's so fat.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:22 am
by Ho
chocobojoe wrote:I'm irregular!
Metamucil GET!

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:29 pm
by Merk
Riot please post more teaching stories. I want to live vicariously through you. I want to know the corruption that lies within SACS

That is, Southwest Allen County School, or SACS.

SACS

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:58 pm
by Riot
No corruption, but gosh dang some of my kids talk so much and it's really annoying. I am so passive that I don't scare it out of them. I just say "shhhh let's all quiet down" and then 30 seconds later they are all getting loud again.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:33 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Riot wrote:No corruption, but gosh dang some of my kids talk so much and it's really annoying. I am so passive that I don't scare it out of them. I just say "shhhh let's all quiet down" and then 30 seconds later they are all getting loud again.

We went out for drinks after school on friday and the science teacher had 6 beers and walked home! You may have had him at Summit Merkle. He was a 7th grade science teacher and his name was Mr. Br-----. I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE IT OUT TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A DEPRAVED PLACE.
Branning, Matt Science/Teacher
Instructional Staff 431-2701

Eat it.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:02 pm
by Merk
I do not remember Mr. Branning. I had Mr. Bayles as my science teacher I believe. I never pictured him as much of a drinker but hot damn did he smoke like 3 packs a day. Middle school was a pretty okay time I suppose, I fondly remember 1998 and all the great video games / music / movies that came with it.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:23 pm
by Riot
Yep. I was talking to the other teachers and told them I don't remember much at all about middle school, except that I started playing Ultima Online and have been obsessed with online games ever since. I also started becoming an EMO PUNKER.

I just taught Rikki-Tikki-Tavi but that was the only story I remember.

Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:44 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Riot wrote:Yep. I was talking to the other teachers and told them I don't remember much at all about middle school, except that I started playing Ultima Online and have been obsessed with online games ever since. I also started becoming an EMO PUNKER.

I just taught Rikki-Tikki-Tavi but that was the only story I remember.
That was one bad ass mongoose.