Riot's first day of teaching thread

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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Merk » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:02 pm

Riot hold a seminar on how Twilight is a convoluted yet surprisingly subtle script of Mormon propaganda.
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:46 pm

Merk wrote:Riot due to your lack of posts in the last week or so I can OFFICIALLY confirm that your teaching job has effectively ended your posting career.

Good night sweet Riot, the internet somehow feels less enjoyable without you.

Behold! Here lies the king of posts. May he rest in peace.
Remember when he made videos for money?

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From artist to teacher, Riot has always had an eye on passion careers...

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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Merk » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:47 pm

Holy shit I should make posts for money!
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Riot » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:52 pm

Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Merk wrote:Riot due to your lack of posts in the last week or so I can OFFICIALLY confirm that your teaching job has effectively ended your posting career.

Good night sweet Riot, the internet somehow feels less enjoyable without you.

Behold! Here lies the king of posts. May he rest in peace.
Remember when he made videos for money?

"If you like my videos and would like to see more, please feel free to donate a few dollars! It'll not only help me produce more videos, it'll motivate me to do some more soon! Paypal: *******@hotmail.com Thank you very much for watching my videos, you guys rock.-Scott "Riot" Underwood"

From artist to teacher, Riot has always had an eye on passion careers...

No Riot, you rock.
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Amp Divorax » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:13 pm

So now it's down to Merk, Fluffy, and the ITG kids when it comes to regular posters.
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:15 pm

Amp Divorax wrote:So now it's down to Merk, Fluffy, and the ITG kids when it comes to regular posters.
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by SoDeepPolaris » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:30 pm

Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Amp Divorax wrote:So now it's down to Merk, Fluffy, and the ITG kids when it comes to regular posters.
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I'd have a six pack if I lowered my body fat %.

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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Ho » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:22 am

chocobojoe wrote:I'm irregular!
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Merk » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:29 pm

Riot please post more teaching stories. I want to live vicariously through you. I want to know the corruption that lies within SACS

That is, Southwest Allen County School, or SACS.

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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Riot » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:58 pm

No corruption, but gosh dang some of my kids talk so much and it's really annoying. I am so passive that I don't scare it out of them. I just say "shhhh let's all quiet down" and then 30 seconds later they are all getting loud again.
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:33 pm

Riot wrote:No corruption, but gosh dang some of my kids talk so much and it's really annoying. I am so passive that I don't scare it out of them. I just say "shhhh let's all quiet down" and then 30 seconds later they are all getting loud again.

We went out for drinks after school on friday and the science teacher had 6 beers and walked home! You may have had him at Summit Merkle. He was a 7th grade science teacher and his name was Mr. Br-----. I'M NOT GOING TO TYPE IT OUT TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A DEPRAVED PLACE.
Branning, Matt Science/Teacher
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Merk » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:02 pm

I do not remember Mr. Branning. I had Mr. Bayles as my science teacher I believe. I never pictured him as much of a drinker but hot damn did he smoke like 3 packs a day. Middle school was a pretty okay time I suppose, I fondly remember 1998 and all the great video games / music / movies that came with it.
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Riot » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:23 pm

Yep. I was talking to the other teachers and told them I don't remember much at all about middle school, except that I started playing Ultima Online and have been obsessed with online games ever since. I also started becoming an EMO PUNKER.

I just taught Rikki-Tikki-Tavi but that was the only story I remember.
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Re: Riot's first day of teaching thread

Post by Fluffyumpkins » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:44 pm

Riot wrote:Yep. I was talking to the other teachers and told them I don't remember much at all about middle school, except that I started playing Ultima Online and have been obsessed with online games ever since. I also started becoming an EMO PUNKER.

I just taught Rikki-Tikki-Tavi but that was the only story I remember.
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