Pizza, and the discussion of it

[BigBadOrc]

George W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House. The Pizza guy,
wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces. George responded, ”Six, please. I
could never eat twelve pieces.”

Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza deliveryman have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Fun Ways To Order Pizza
Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going
with the lowest bidder.
Give them your address, exclaim, “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
Answer their questions with questions.
In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if
they have something outlandishly sinful.
Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT
UKRAINIAN PUCE.
Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an
equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say “Bed-Wetter’ Camp, right?”
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Order a one-inch pizza.

http://pizzafun.wordpress.com/2007/07/2 ... zza-jokes/

[God Of Rock]

Fun Ways To Order Pizza
Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going
with the lowest bidder.
Give them your address, exclaim, “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
Answer their questions with questions.
In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if
they have something outlandishly sinful.
Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT
UKRAINIAN PUCE.
Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an
equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say “Bed-Wetter’ Camp, right?”
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Order a one-inch pizza.

http://pizzafun.wordpress.com/2007/07/2 ... zza-jokes/

Or...or you could not harass the people that bring you delicious, delicious foodstuffs....

[Rusty Shackleford]

yeah they might umm leave you umm presents if you harass them.. Working in food all these years i have learned to never never ever ever ever ever mess with someone who is making you food.

[Pheonixguy]

Considering major chains only, no local pizza parlors.

Best thin crust: Pizza King (sorry, it's an Indiana tradition); a close #2: Donato's
Best pan/deep dish: Pizza Hut
Best hand tossed/traditional: Papa John's
Best cheap pizza: Little Caesar's (Pizza! Pizza!)
Best take-and-bake: Papa Murphy's (only take and bake?)
Best weird pizza: Hawaiian from Donato's
Best microwavable pizza: Red Baron
Best home-baked pizza (from a grocery store, not take-and-bake): Frescheta Brick Oven

Just make SURE you do NOT order extra cheese at the Carmel Pizza King. You'll end up with a several pounds of cheese on the thing!

i feel like debating your pizza decisions.... even though its your opinion ^^

is arni's a chain? if it is its better...
pizza hut's deep dish has become kinda sad lately, but its still the best
i think pizza hut deserves the best hand tossed ^^
ZOMG LITTLE CEASERS IS THE BEST
papa murphys is not that great though...
lol
there are others?
ok i really want to argue this... digournos (spelling?) is the best EVER
ive had that before and it wasnt that good, and the best cheap baked pizza is jacks self rising...








oh and i lOVE mushroom, but it doesnt seem like many other people do

[chocobojoe]

oh and i lOVE mushroom, but it doesnt seem like many other people do

I enjoy a nice spinach & portabello pizza with a little red hot sauce to top it off