[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
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*at a closers meeting*
District Manager: Now, what's the most important part of our uniform?
Me: I think.. pants.. are pretty important...
District Manager: Well, I was going for smiles, but you're probably right.
District Manager: Now, what's the most important part of our uniform?
Me: I think.. pants.. are pretty important...
District Manager: Well, I was going for smiles, but you're probably right.
I'm old now
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I found a wiki of some "critical thinking" problems in preparation for the job interviews that I hope to one day have. Some are absolutely retarded but a few really had me thinking about a good way to solve the problem, particularly the "Prisoners" scenario.
I figured some of you might find this interesting if you're bored at your luxury desk job that I hope to one day have.
Linkuu -- http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Puzzles
I figured some of you might find this interesting if you're bored at your luxury desk job that I hope to one day have.
Linkuu -- http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Puzzles
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OH AND BY THE WAY I AM STILL LOOKING FOR A JOB IN CASE ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE THAT NEEDS SOMEONE WITH A B.S. IN INFORMATICS FROM INDIANA UNIVERSITY
I am a good computer janitor, and boy howdy can I write scripts to datamine your MySQL database.
I am a good computer janitor, and boy howdy can I write scripts to datamine your MySQL database.
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Yes I would like to work for the gov'ment. But you see, they're pretty much the pinnacle of bureaucracy when it comes to their HR. You have to be absolutely spotless when it comes to filling their qualifications. If they want someone with three years of experience and you only have two and a half, your chances of getting the job are pretty much zero regardless of your other qualifications.
But yes I get it the government bought out GM ROFLMAOZEDONG CHAD YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD SIR.
But yes I get it the government bought out GM ROFLMAOZEDONG CHAD YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD SIR.
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As a DoD employee, allow me to say the following....Merk wrote:Yes I would like to work for the gov'ment. But you see, they're pretty much the pinnacle of bureaucracy when it comes to their HR.
Bullshit!
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ymmv, but being a grunt certainly improves your chances it seems, DoD or otherwise http://money.cnn.com/2009/04/07/news/ec ... /index.htm
Civvies on the other hand have it a little worse compared to a non-government job
http://ezinearticles.com/?Getting-a-Gov ... id=1533687
http://www.fedsmith.com/article/31/
Amp say you're related to me and help me get a job. You could be my cousin.
Civvies on the other hand have it a little worse compared to a non-government job
http://ezinearticles.com/?Getting-a-Gov ... id=1533687
http://www.fedsmith.com/article/31/
Amp say you're related to me and help me get a job. You could be my cousin.
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Keyboard...
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...mania.Fluffyumpkins wrote:Keyboard...
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WHY WAS MY MAIN MAN CHAD BANNED I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION OF THIS INTERNET INJUSTICE
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I was being a general internet asshat. I've had it coming for a while.Merk wrote:WHY WAS MY MAIN MAN CHAD BANNED I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION OF THIS INTERNET INJUSTICE
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You and me both brah