[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Post by **Mosh_Mosh_Revolution** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:05 pm

sam wrote:...she loves me

...she really loves me...

i don't think any day is better than waking up the day after you hear this from that "old one". We have made plans and we're going to settle down together once I finish my degree in california...i didn't think she'd ever come back but

Current mood: hsoifahsdoifhaoishfosa (sorry it just seemed like i'm posting on lj...i just don't know what to say...i'm too happy right now)

Yaaay!!! n_____n!!!!!

Go Sam!!!

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:20 pm

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT.
SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM.
MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT!

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:55 am

I drew a pirate because I felt like it...

He's an unhappy pirate

because he has no chin. He is bent on destroying the world. Yes I realize I didn't clean up the sketch lines on his sword hand. (I am not an artist so quiet yourself)

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Post by **Mosh_Mosh_Revolution** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:58 pm

Green Tea wrote:I drew a pirate because I felt like it...

He's an unhappy pirate because he has no chin. He is bent on destroying the world. Yes I realize I didn't clean up the sketch lines on his sword hand. (I am not an artist so quiet yourself)

XD
I broke down giggling when I saw why he was such an unhappy pirate.
XD XD XD

FLAKK · Post by **FLAKK** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:25 am

danc1005 · Post by **danc1005** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:32 pm

Ugh...goatse and tubgirl and all that crap should never be mentioned on any forum...ever. Having said that, check out http://www.myspace2.com .

-Dan

sam · Post by **sam** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:34 pm

what is that man doing to his anus?!

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:45 pm

THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:02 pm

Potter wrote:THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN

I've got an april fool's joke.... your face

danc1005 · Post by **danc1005** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:19 pm

Green Tea wrote:
Potter wrote:THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN
I've got an april fool's joke.... your face

OHHHHHHH. Got 'im.

-Dan

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:59 pm

Green Tea wrote:
Potter wrote:THERES NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE ON THE FORUM IM A SAD MAN
I've got an april fool's joke.... your face

ROFL

Ottop · Post by **Ottop** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:16 pm

I quit smoking weed.

PS: Fuck the police

sam · Post by **sam** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:25 pm

willingly?

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:26 pm

I quit homework

PS. Fuck exams

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:22 pm

Since when did gw pads hate me

where you at