What's YOUR zombie plan?

CgSquall · Post by **CgSquall** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:42 pm

So, if a Zombie outbreak were on the loose in the world. what would be your plan to live through it? i.e. your 'zombie plan'

I'd hide in Hot Topic. Everyone knows anyone who shops there on a regular basis has no brains of their own, so i'd be safe! No Zombies would EVER go there!

lgolem · Post by **lgolem** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:53 pm

I plan to blow there Fucking Heads off.......quiet litterally...I have a 12 gauge shotgun....a crap load of ammo......I will just probably hang out....board up my windows...if they break threw I will have alot of gas cans around me I will blow myself up along with them ^_^

Pheonixguy · Post by **Pheonixguy** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:00 pm

scream

FLAKK · Post by **FLAKK** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:54 am

I'll be investing in a Fruit Fucker.

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:02 am

Best place ever = UStorIt

or, Neptunes. So we can get our underage dance on before the zombies get us. Shake your money maker.

SirPhobos · Post by **SirPhobos** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:10 am

I highly recommend getting a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide

I have one and it's a lifesaver. I don't know what i'd do without it.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:30 pm

I love that book!

My plan?

Katana, whichever rifle I have the most ammo for, and my
.45 colt. Take as much ammo as I can get onto my person,
with a supply of non perishable food and bottled water (bottled
pre-outbreak, naturally).

Hole up in a well stocked, well fortified position. We've narrowed it
down so far to the Save-a-Lot in gateway plaza, due to it being
a grocery store, and it's lack of large openings for undead hordes
to invade through.
Board the front windows up with pallets, and barricade them.
If there is a breach, fall back to back rooms and barricade the doors.
Escape through the back docks in the vehicles that we parked there, and
find a new location.

If I can't make it there, my house would do alright. The only windows large enough for a breach can be easily secured, and there's a large privacy fence around the entire back end of the house that would keep the undead at bay for a while. If all else fails, crawl into the attic with adequate supplies, and there's no way the zombies can get up to you.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:56 pm

I'm going to read the zombie Original Sin's poetry and bore them to death!

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:43 pm

I am full of the glory of the Many.

What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Post by **Mosh_Mosh_Revolution** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:50 pm

SoDeepPolaris wrote:Or, Neptunes. So we can get our underage dance on before the zombies get us. Shake your money maker.

Seconded, for great justice.

Frank918 · Post by **Frank918** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:21 pm

Riot wrote:I'm going to read the zombie Original Sin's poetry and bore them to death!

lol

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:30 am

Riot wrote:I'm going to read the zombie Original Sin's poetry and bore them to death!

Charming. It'd be a short reading, by the way, since I'm not much of a
poet.

I prefer prose. And hey, at least I can do something substantial, where you
seem to thrive on...what, padding your own ego on the internet? On a
DDR forum, no less. Impressive.

sam · Post by **sam** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:03 am

i hate zombie processes.

here's what i do when zombies attack at my work:

# ps -aux | grep defunct
# kill -9 pid

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:13 pm

Original Sin wrote:
Riot wrote:I'm going to read the zombie Original Sin's poetry and bore them to death!
Charming. It'd be a short reading, by the way, since I'm not much of a
poet.

I prefer prose. And hey, at least I can do something substantial, where you
seem to thrive on...what, padding your own ego on the internet? On a
DDR forum, no less. Impressive.

I don't pad my ego, other people pad it for me.

Let's have a writing-off!

danc1005 · Post by **danc1005** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:15 pm

Anti-Riot sentiment seems to be at an all-time high on the forums...TIME FOR A COUP D'ETAT!