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Yeah that was a solid mack and if she can't appreciate it then welp!

Your brand of dating seems desperately discomforting and hopelessly ineffectual, yet comically abrasive and wildly entertaining.

How can I bag a Ho?

Check the Ho for the dough you know what I'm saying?

Fluffyumpkins wrote:How can I bag a Ho?

Whatever you're doing, it's working.

How fast can you bag I Ho? I can only do 65 BPM (bags per minute)

I'm gonna neg Brian.

Just keep swimming little guy

The key to wooing women is to woo them.

SoDeepPolaris wrote:The key to wooing women is to woo them.

Please go on.

Fluffyumpkins wrote:

SoDeepPolaris wrote:The key to wooing women is to woo them.

Please go on.

I was being facetious. Winky face.

Well OKCupid was a crap shoot even for a solidly attractive guy like myself (objective statement, obviously). I had messages back and forth but nothing ever developed into an actual date. You should read some of the messages most girls get on there. They can make your skin crawl (or pity).

My current relationship started with introducing myself to an attractive girl sitting next to a mutual friend in person (benefits of a college campus). Talked a couple of times after that. Went a couple weeks without talking after finals week since I work in another city. Random text from her "You should come back" one day so I asked her out on a date and that's a wrap, dawg.

I will say that post-grad when I was working full-time it was difficult to meet people. Bars are really only good for one nighters.

A lot of women put comments in their profile saying, "Don't bother messaging me for sex" or "No I don't want dick pics" so I'm guessing they get pretty bad. One woman said something around not messaging her if a username was about the size of their penis. I told her "Fluffyumpkins" pretty accurately describes my penis. No response.

I'd always wondered how SDP met his lady. I also wonder what SDP is like since I've never met him.

IRC chat in regards to a lady Chad is eyeballin'

Holy shit I'm crying this is so funny. This conversation began with her messaging me out of the blue today. This is the best Halloween ever!

Oct 31, 2013 – 5:58am
Her: I think I love you

Oct 31, 2013 – 7:58pm
Me: Does that mean we have to get married?

Oct 31, 2013 – 7:59pm
Her: Naaaaaaaa let's start with dinner or inappropriate amounts of liquor

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:02pm
Me: That sounds more traditional. Having a good Halloween?

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:04pm
Her: Epicly LAME

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:06pm
Me: That's no good. You gotta do it big. At least watch a movie or carve a pumpkin.

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:08pm
Her: I would love to do both. I get scared of scary movies so I would need somebody manly to watch one with. And I'd rather drink and eat candy designated for kids

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:10pm
Me: Sounds like a pretty solid evening.

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:11pm
Her: Minus the manly man and drinks and candy... None of which I have.... Sure.

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:18pm
Me: I'm sure you can scrounge up 2 out of 3.

Oct 31, 2013 – 8:51pm
Her: That's... I'm..... Er... K.

Oct 31, 2013 – 9:05pm
Me: That's the spirit.

So what makes you so sure we'll get along?

Oct 31, 2013 – 9:09pm
Her: Nothing anymore