Happy Birthday Merk

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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Merk » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:50 pm

Thanks guys, here's to many more years of me and IndyDDR!
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Merk » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:15 am

No one posts on the weekend but I did turn 29 this last Saturday.

Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Ho » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:59 am

Merk wrote:Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.
HEY! My 30s have been pretty darn good overall.

Also, happy birthday! How'd you do at the casino?
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Merk » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:26 am

I did not gamble a single dollar! You would think that as a gamblin' fool I would be all over the casino trying to win cash dollars but, meh, I decided to just hang out and watch other people gamble. I really like playing real-ass craps and poker but Indiana Grand only offers the electronic versions of those games which I do not like - if I'm going to gamble I'd prefer to do it on something I enjoy, you know?
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Ho » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:33 am

We should go to the Horseshoe in Cincinnati. It's not that far away. It's non-smoking. It has real ass table games.

AND WE CAN PLAY PAIGOW!
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Merk » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:41 am

Th.... They have Paigow?! WhaaaAAAAAAA?

I didn't think Paigow had enough interest outside of Vegas...
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by MonMotha » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:16 am

Ho wrote:It has real ass-table games.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Ho » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:20 am

You did. Perhaps you saw that Samsung has real ass table games to test their phones. :)
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Ho » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:11 pm

I played a Konami slot machine at Indiana Grand. It was...very bright.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Amp Divorax » Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:00 pm

Merk wrote:No one posts on the weekend but I did turn 29 this last Saturday.

Once I hit 30 I will officially be old as fuck and I might as well kill myself since I will be a worthless, fat, and old hollow shell of a man.
I dunno, it seems the 30 somethings on here know how to have fun.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merk

Post by Merk » Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:02 am

JESUS CHRIST I'M OLD AS FUCK
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