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Ah kids. They're all pink on the inside.

HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND CO-FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. RECENTLY I WAS TAKING MY TESTICULAR TITANIC OUT FOR A TROT, AND MY EYES WERE DRAWN TO A JIGGLY JAUNDIT JAILBAIT EXITING A STORE CALLED 'HOT TOPIC.' UNBEKNOWNST TO ME THIS RADICALLY RETARDED ESTABLISHMENT MAKES IT'S PROFITS OFF OF PEOPLE W...

lol you kids and your self mutilation.

POKEMANS.

LARGE FONT AND ALL CAPS TO EMPHASIZE AWESOMES LOLZ AMIRITE?

Grease the television remotes.

Grease them, and prepare for war.

This is more ancient than the Elder's Scrawlings of
Balzkeyor.

Original Sin wrote:
Don't make me get my tommy gun.

DAER MYSPACE, I BROT U THIS. DO U LIEK ME??/?




P.S., to not incriminate, this is Erin, ftw. <3

OR JU5T N4PALM HIS H0USE LOLOLOLOLZAMIRITE??!?!!

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:

dance1005 wrote:*Limerick.
Is it just me, or are the G Zimmer stories all GoR posts anymore?

-Dan

Hell, I don't think he's posted anything useful since you got here. It was probably before you got here, even. o_o

Now I'm just plain offended. I've NEVER been of any use on these
boards.

Lil Dyme wrote:can i count as a girl?

Depends on how much surgery you're willing to let me do.






























And by surgery I mean I'ma get drunk and mess your bits about with
a Garden Weasel.

HEY AND HOWDY HI YOU HAPPENIN' HEPCATS. JUMPIN JAM MAN G ZIMMER, FIRST AND FOREMOST FAT CAT OF MEN'S WEARHUT HERE. I WAS STRUTTIN DOWN THE STRETCH ON A WINTER'S DAY RECENTLY WHEN MY EYES SPIED A FLY CITY MAMA WITH HIPS LIKE A LLAMA PASSIN BY. NOT STOPPIN TO EVEN JUMP BACK TOUCH MYSELF MY TESTICULAR...

Edit: ...this is Erin. Sorry. At Chris' house. >_o

I heard from him a little bit ago. He said that he wasn't going to be there until 8:30 or 9:00ish. Either way, HOLY SHIT, Kevin and That Guy? Awesome! Kevin, somebody was asking about you the other day. He was a scruffy looking guy. Really nice, though. He remembered me, too, which is surprising. He...