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by Merk
Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:00 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji
Replies: 484
Views: 75639

Re: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

WE LIVE IN THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING TIMELINE
by Merk
Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:58 am
Forum: Gettin' Together
Topic: Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle
Replies: 2028
Views: 202540

Re: Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle

Welp I've officially played DDR multiple times a week for two weeks in a row now! Let's uhhhhh, let's start this up!

I cleared the Happy Hardcore oni course no bar and I thought I was gonna die, boy am I out of shape!
by Merk
Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:29 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji
Replies: 484
Views: 75639

Re: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

God damn it. The best I can hope for is that the Rams utterly buttfuck the Pats 45-7 like the Seahawks did to Peyton Manning but I know in my heart of hearts that the Pats are going to take an early lead and coast the entire game. The Rams are gonna attempt some sort of trick play that will spectacu...
by Merk
Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:20 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji
Replies: 484
Views: 75639

Re: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

We live in the worst timeline... I am now more than ever convinced that the NFL is at least partly scripted in some way. It's not like WWE level of scripted but it's for sure "Hey let's try to push the result in a certain direction" sort of way. The players and coaches and whatnot aren't in on it bu...
by Merk
Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Order cheap vigra no remedy
Replies: 8
Views: 1063

Re: Order cheap vigra no remedy

You see that just makes matters worse because now you're inadequate and that's the first step on the road to resentment
by Merk
Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji
Replies: 484
Views: 75639

Re: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

We are officially in the worst timeline. God help us, Kansas City! You know what you must do....
by Merk
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Order cheap vigra no remedy
Replies: 8
Views: 1063

Re: Order cheap vigra no remedy

Oh no I feel ya. If I finish eating a steak the last thing I wanna do is go out and eat another steak, you know? But at the same time if your partner wants to plow shortly after a plowing then the ol' dick pills help that situation out. If you see a problem you gotta deliver a solution, holla atcha ...
by Merk
Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:43 pm
Forum: Other Games Entirely
Topic: Barkley 2
Replies: 6
Views: 2552

Re: Barkley 2

lmao this game is STILL not out
by Merk
Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:42 pm
Forum: Other Games Entirely
Topic: Welp, bought some candy cabs
Replies: 7
Views: 662

Re: Welp, bought some candy cabs

Oh I got one of the cabs working perfectly! I want to get it so that video/sound gets output to both cabinets in a sort of master/slave set up. What the heck do I need to do to get video/sound to both cabinets? Controls are working fine thanks to some long ass 22 AWG wires and some fancy crimping.
by Merk
Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:56 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Order cheap vigra no remedy
Replies: 8
Views: 1063

Re: Order cheap vigra no remedy

Bill Burr told me on a podcast to buy some ForHims dick pills so I did because why the heck not? Pfizer made a bajillion bucks off of this God damn thing so I wanted to see if it works now that people don't have to pay a criminal amount of markup on it. It's useful if you just wanna bang all day and...
by Merk
Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:19 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
Replies: 12897
Views: 591876

Re: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

I went back a started reading this thread from where Brian linked in his latest post and god DANG did we post a lot back then. There's some good and funny shit on there, we had so many more people post back then even though that number doesn't compare to how active things were back in the early 2000...
by Merk
Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
Replies: 12897
Views: 591876

Re: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

"Anyway, Brian banned me because it was a lady who sent him the PM"

I laughed out loud when I read that just now. God damn did I have a lot of time to post in 2011.


Man fuck Facebook, let's post here! Like in the old days before the internet got all weird and memey.
by Merk
Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:28 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
Replies: 12897
Views: 591876

Re: [Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

God damn, foreign announcers are the best IMO. American commentary is so shitty and so corporate that no one can get hype. I would pay money to have an unedited audio feed of the players on the field with no commentary. The amount of shit talking on the field has to be God damn brilliant and it's a ...
by Merk
Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:07 pm
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji
Replies: 484
Views: 75639

Re: Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

Order of rooting interests for this year's playoffs: 1. Colts (Obvs. I like a good underdog story and I can take solace in knowing that the team leadership is finally competent and that they're gonna be a contender for another decade just like the Manning years) 2. Chiefs (I like seeing innovative t...
by Merk
Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:46 am
Forum: Conversation Cornucopia
Topic: Order cheap vigra no remedy
Replies: 8
Views: 1063

Re: Order cheap vigra no remedy

For the record, sildenafil works as advertised. It's fucking weird! Like let's say you're trying to go for round two but mentally you're not there, just pop half a 10mg sildenafil and wait 30-45 minutes and holy shit your boner is good to go even if you aren't! Plus you get the added benefit of not ...