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Any friend that would disown you for speaking your mind on a matter like that and trying to help them isn't a good friend to begin with.
Well, unless you're being a complete asshole in your method of telling them...then I guess that'd make me a tad angry as well..

I'm not assholey about it. For ...

Shakira--En Tus Pupilas

yeah, I was in Collins visiting some friends last week and we were in their room watching a movie

and then like the tornado siren thingies went off and we had to go to the basement for like an hour and nothing even happened

it kinda sucked

...let one of the giant tortoises out of the greenhouse and it ran around the halls shitting everywhere. Although that wasn't very funny in the end, because it was really really scared with people running around it, so me and my friends brought it leaves and led it back to its home.

you had giant ...

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Flamebaiting is too easy. God. Flamebaiting is to poor message board etiquette what movie quotes are to really lame humour....

but I do one thing they don't to show that I am grateful for my shit: I take care of it. I take my car to the shop when it needs oil changes or just a tune-up, and I don't run it into things because I don't feel the need to prove that I'm better than them.
I fail to see how taking your car to a ...

omg well

At the end of grade 13 me and my friends went to school and spray painted the entire parking lot in our school colours.

Oh, and on the last day of school we had tye dye school robes made and wore those. God it was awesome.

And when I was a 12er, the 13ers that year let one of the giant ...

My car may be $30000 (actually it was like $45,000 asshole :D , plus I traded in that ugly piece of shit for my mini, which was like $40,000 but ANYWAY), but I do one thing they don't to show that I am grateful for my shit: I take care of it. I take my car to the shop when it needs oil changes or ...

My violin teacher is a dumbfuck when it comes to spelling. She spells the word "clef" (as in treble clef) as "cleft."

Oh, and people get really mad at me when I spell it "favourite," "colour," and "doughnut." Oh, and "drive-through" instead of "drive-thru." "Thru" is nothing even close to a word.

I'm always the poor person that tells my friends when they're dating assholes, and then they disown me. And then, when they break up, they're like "oh wow you were right." And I ALWAYS take them back.

I am such a pussy.

*sigh*


fuck cancer. and those stupid cancer kids deserve to die.

...seriously, you guys are lame.

I have a hot body what what?

Fluffyumpkins wrote:That's hot. Way to be.

THAT'S HOT IS SO MY THING

OMG CHAD YOU CANT HAVE IT
NO

I'm actually surprised Casey hasn't made a flame or flamebait yet.

Hmm.

Oh well, I'll leave it for him to pick up. I made the kill but he can feast off the carcass.